-Edward bought Bella a small silver phone. The kinds everybody has when there's an emergency. I wonder what's so special about the small silver phone.
Bella holds small sliver phone door it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would u prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If u haven't come to Forks then u wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted door the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. u zei that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because u don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. u only breathe because its a habit and u can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though u couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because u claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why u appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. u zei that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And door the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because u claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why u appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe u should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Love You.
Edward: Maybe u should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force u into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with u forever and every single dag of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I love u so much and I dont want u to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase u dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with u forever and every single dag of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss u passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let u touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having seconde thoughts about loving u because i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend of a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with u again because eventhough i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend of a brother but as a guy, i love u more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned door the auteur of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just geplaatst this artikel to share for u guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
Bella holds small sliver phone door it's edge. Almost dropping it.
Bella: Euw. It's small. and silver. and it's a phone. Omg its a small silver phone!!
Edward: Silver is sexy. Would u prefer a green giant phone instead, Bella?
Bella: No. Not green. I hate green. Green is wet. Green is damp. Green is Forks. I hate Forks.
Edward: If u haven't come to Forks then u wouldn;t have met me, your sexy, gorgeous, perfect boyfriend who's also a vampire and lives with six other vampires and claim to be a family and adopted door the two oldest vampire Carlisle and Esme. And is sexy.
Bella: Wow. u zei that in one breath.
Edward: Because Im sexy.
Bella: No. because u don't need to breathe. You're a vampire. u only breathe because its a habit and u can't smell anything if i don't.
Edward: Yes, but Im still sexy. So yes, about that small silver phone, that's sexy, like me...
Bella: Okay, i'll take this small silver phone. *Puts into pocket and forgets about it*
Edward: You're not going to use it aren't you?
Bella: OMG i though u couldn't read my mind!
Edward: I can't. and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because u claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why u appeal most to me than the other girls.
Bella: Wow. u zei that in one breath, too.
Edward: Because Im sexy. And door the way, I don;t need to read your mind because I cant and that bugs me because I have the sexy ability to read other people's mind but not yours because u claim that something is wrong with your brain but i think it's because you're different and that's why u appeal most to me than the other girls to see that you're putting the small silver phone in your pocket and forgetting about it. Maybe u should try texting with the small silver phone.
Bella: Stupid small silver phone. *takes out of pocket and try texting Edward*
*BEEP BEEP*
Bella: OMG what's that sound??
Edward: That's my small silver phone receiving a text message from your small silver phone, which are, identical. Sexy.
From: BellaDearestzz
Gjkmmntv3xnotvu!,:!
Edward: Uhhhh....
Bella: It;s supposed to say I Love You.
Edward: Maybe u should use the small silver phone other than to text.
Bella: Maybe later. Now I have the sudden urge to force u into changing me into a vampire because I want to be with u forever and every single dag of forever!
Edward: No.
Bella: But whyyy??
Edward: Because Im sexy. I mean, because, I love u so much and I dont want u to suffer eternal damnation like me. Aaanndd. Im sexy.
Bella: Now Im going to throw a tantrum becase u dont want to change
me into a vampire because I want to be with u forever and every single dag of forever.
Edward: And I, being the sexy vampire I am, will kiss u passionately on your lips but trying to control myself not to let u touch my teeth because it is razor sharp and is full of venom and we vampires don;t have fangs.
Bella: And now I am having seconde thoughts about loving u because i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend of a brother but as a guy but i decided to be with u again because eventhough i love my werewolf bestfriend too and not as a bestfriend of a brother but as a guy, i love u more.
Alice: LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!
Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link
**Disclaimer: I do not own the characters mentioned above and niether do the person who wrote this. All characters mentioned are owned door the auteur of The Twilight Saga, Stephenie Meyer.
I just geplaatst this artikel to share for u guys. Thanks to the one who did this.
