Most of the Chair quotes from Season 3 ♥

3X01 "Reversals of Fortune"
Blair: She looks like she needs a sandwich.
Chuck: Looks just right to me...

Chuck: We could never be boring.
Blair: u say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck: I'm not Chuck bas, bass without you.

Blair: Running all the way back to New York... was exciting. Do u know where Alexandra lives?
Chuck: Why don't we stay in instead?

Blair: [role playing] Waiter, this glass is dirty! And I've been waiting far too long!
Chuck: I apologize, ma'am. Surely, there's some way I can make up for the poor service.
Blair: I can think of a few ways.

3X02 "The Freshmen"
Blair: u are so sweet to see me off. I can't believe NYU orientation week is here!
Chuck: I have to object to u living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls. There's a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.

Chuck: It's not Constance, Blair. The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.

Blair: [in bed] u were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful. u okay?
Chuck:I am now.

3X03 "The Lost Boy"
Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless gewelf, kluis of do-overs?

Blair: What are u proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.

Chuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.

Blair: I can't believe u lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She stal my shoes?

Blair: I want u to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I love you. u enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

Blair: How do u know?
Chuck: Because u believe in me.

Chuck: I've booked the penthouse. What do u say we christen my legacy? of do u need to be bribed?

3X04 "Dan de Fleurette"
Chuck: Morning, Beautiful.
Blair: NYU is hell!
Chuck: What do u expect from a place where men wear sandals?

Chuck: I found this. An invitation to a movie premiere. It seems your entire hall is attending. Since my evening is free ...
Blair: u thought u would help me kerrie favor with my outer-borough hallmates. Sweet. But unfortunately I've already scheduled an all-night cram session with my tu-tees.
Dorota: Miss Blair. u want me set beds before manicurist arrives?
Blair: THANK u Dorota, that will be all.
Chuck: u sure u zei cram session and not the annual Waldorf sleepover?

Blair: [to Jenny] Did u really think this little stunt would help u win back queen?! I will make your life a living hell! I-
Jenny: Blair, I-
Chuck: It wasn't her idea.
Blair: This was you? Did u have any idea how much u humiliated me?
Chuck: u accomplished that with your little teenybopper sleepover.

Chuck: NYU's hard. But Blair Waldorf does not give up.
Blair: I am not giving up. I've made a strategic retreat.
Chuck: Potato, Po-ta-to.
Blair: u don't understand.
Chuck: I DO understand. Let me help.
Blair: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, of social hierarchy. They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf! It's over.
Chuck: How can u do this to me?
Blair: What are u talking about?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. And I told u I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. u really insult me like that?
Blair: That's not how it is.
Chuck: It's exactly how it is. The volgende time u forget you're Blair Waldorf, remember I'm Chuck Bass. And I love you.

3X05 "Rufus Getting Married"
Chuck: So Bree, u went home pagina last week?
Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I'm-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn't work. We're southern, so family loyalty is big down there.
Blair: Like slavery! [awkward silence] What? I'm joking.

Blair: What is this? It's wonderful!
Chuck: Buntautuk. I learned it from a master in Chiang Mai.

Chuck: Look, I love you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince.
Blair: Where are u going? I have tension!

3X06 "Enough About Eve"
Chuck: Bad dream? Don't tell me it was Charade again. I know how terrifying u find Walter Matthau.
Blair: Worse. I was in All About Eve.
Blair: I've never been Bette Davis before. I'm Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane.
Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it may take time, but one dag u will hold that school in the palm [kiss]of your dainty hand.
Blair: I'm Audrey.I'm Audrey!

Chuck: She's a guy.
Who took my speech at the freshman avondeten, diner and gave it to Vanessa Abrams. He double crossed me, and I-
Chuck: Demand satisfaction.
Blair: u still up for it?
Chuck: [nods]
Blair: u wonderful man. I'll just go powder my nose for ... 10 minutes?
Chuck: I'll only need five.

Chuck: u were late.
Blair: I got caught in a text flurry with Dorota. I'm sorry.
Blair: Are u upset because u kissed a guy?
Chuck: I'm upset because I kissed someone who wasn't you. Do u really think I've never kissed a guy before?
Blair: Love me?
Chuck: Always.

Chuck: What do u want, Blair?
Blair: Forgiveness. I'm so sorry Chuck. I know I made a mistake, I know there's no excuse, but it was just a kiss.
Chuck: When people manipulate, I know how little respect u have for them.
Blair: Not you! I don't feel that way about you, and I won't ever do it again. I promise. It was a mistake.
Chuck: I'm in a meeting.
Blair: I'll call u later.

3X07 "How To Succeed In Bassness"
Blair: I was thinking '80s, but shoulder pads can be overwhelming on my delicate frame.
Chuck: This is a business. Not a high school party.
Blair: I told u I was sorry for my little transgression and u forgave me. Now either make me kiss a girl already, of let's verplaats on!
Chuck: People think I'm playing a game. They want me to lose. I have to prove I'm not Bart Bass' son. My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate businessman.
Blair: You're very sexy when you're legitimate.

Blair: You're still mad from before. It's clouding your judgment.
Chuck: This isn't about last week. It's about you, Blair. It's the reason I couldn't say I love you. It's because I can't trust you.
Blair: I did this because I love you.
Chuck: Be that as it may, I have a club to open. And you're no longer invited.

Blair: u already knew? [pauses] If u know, then why is the club still open? If the cops toon up then ... u probably don't want to hear this from me, but, I have an idea ...
Chuck: I already made the call.

Chuck: Blair. We both know you'll never be completely trustworthy. I'll admit it's not my strong suit either. But it's part of what keeps things interesting between us.
Blair: And why we make a great team.
Chuck: No, in order to be a team, we have to focus our duplicity on others.
Blair: What if it's my way of tonen how much I love you?
Chuck: I can think of better ways.

3X08 "The Grandfather: Part II"
Chuck: Look, ladies, please, this is supposed to be a classy event, not a sample sale at an outlet mall.
Blair: Chuck. You'll never believe what Serena did, she had my friend kicked out of the party!
Chuck: The call girl? Security just told me.

Chuck: Look, I don't know what's going on here, but if the girl's still here I'll find out what's going on and get to the bottom of it, okay?
Blair: Thank you, Chuck. And who's the one getting paid to datum her clients, anyway?
Chuck: That's enough, Blair.
Blair: [to Serena] No! If it walks like a eend and talks like a eend ... the only prostitute here ... is you. Come on Chuck. I want some cake. [S shoves B's face into cake]

Chuck: Did u ever find Brandeis?
Blair: Yes. We're not vrienden anymore. That's okay. I have you. That's all I need.

3X09 "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?"
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are u still dressed?

Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
Blair: I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken.

Chuck: Do u really think I want to spend my weekend watching women with tramp stamps work out their daddy issues? It's for Nate.

Blair: Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help of I'll be dead within the hour.

Chuck: [on intercom] If u two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating.

3X10 "The Last Days of Disco Stick"
Blair: My sexual tension radar is unparalleled.
Chuck: Point ceded.

3X11 "The Treasure of Serena Madre"
Chuck: Your holiday paranoia knows no bounds.
Blair: Precedence is not paranoia.

Chuck: Hey, do u mind if I stay?
Blair: Yes. But that's why I love you.

3X12 "The Debarted"
Chuck: Today is a dag like any other.

Blair: This is a homeless shelter. A. gross, and B. really?

Blair: Fine. Pretend like u never get sad. And all u care about is making meer money. But just to be clear, I know better. And u Chuck bas, bass are not your father.

Chuck: How's Serena?
Blair: She's gonna be okay.
Chuck: Lily's here? Eric's here?
Blair: Everyone's here.

Chuck: My father always thought I was weak. And in the moment that mattered most I was. I couldn't be there when he ... I left. Right away. I've been pushing myself to prove him wrong, and pushing u away.
Blair: I don't think u ran away because u couldn't handle death. I think it's because u couldn't handle feelings. You're not like that anymore. You're strong. u carry people. u carry me. You're becoming a man in a way that your father never was. Come. Let's say goodbye.

3X13 "The Hurt Locket"
Blair: Are u in the hospital? Since I know you're alive, there can be no other possible reason why you'd sacrifice my entire future.

Chuck: u may find this hard to comprehend, but some things are meer important than your social climbing agenda.

Blair: What happened? Don't tell me that awful whore did something to you.
Chuck: I think that whore might be my mother.

Chuck: I don't have a real mother. I never will.
Blair: Doesn't mean you've alone. I love you, Chuck, and I'll always be your family.

3X14 "The Lady Vanished"
Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.

3X15 "The Sixteen jaar Old Virgin"
Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk.

Blair: A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.

3X16 "The Empire Strikes Jack"
Blair: There's something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city.

Chuck: I've come this far without my mother, I'm not gonna back down now.
Blair: Well if it's a war Jack wants, it's a war he'll get.

3X17 "Inglorious Bassterds"
Chuck: Back from shopping, no packages. Who are u and what have u done with my girlfriend?

Chuck: I am everything my father zei I was.

Blair: I never thought the worst thing you'd ever do would be to me.

3X18 "The Unblairable Lightness of Being"
Blair:I don't like who I've become with you.
Chuck: Wait, Blair, don't bail on me, we have to see this through to the end.

Chuck: I thought our love could withstand anything. Apparently I was wrong.

Chuck: I love you. Saying it was hard, but I did and I've never looked back.

Blair: No matter how many weddings u plan, nothing can fix what happened.

Blair: I've never thought it was possible to love someone too much, but maybe it is.

3X19 "Dr. Estrangeloved"
Blair: I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.

Chuck: No one ould ever measure up to what we had.

3X21 "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Chuck: What brings u and your mid-level entourage?

Chuck: I'll be waiting on top, boven of the Empire State Building.
Blair: u can't Affair to Remember me.

3X22 "Last Tango, Then Paris"
Chuck: Excuse my confusion I didn’t expect to see u tonight… of ever again… u went
Blair: Sorry I was so late
Chuck: I waited
Blair: Dorota went in to labor, she have her baby, I wasn’t going to toon up, I was resolve not to, every bone try to solve me, every voice in my head scream don’t…
Chuck: But…
Blair: …But I didn’t listen, I follow my hart-, hart because I love you, I can’t deny that our path is been complicated, but in the end love makes everything simple…

Blair: …This night is perfect
Chuck: Oh… there’s one thing that would make it even better… I’m so sorry, for the pain I cause you, and I know that I can take it back but I want to make it up to you, even if it takes me the rest of my life… Blair, do you….
Blair: HUMPREY, what are u doing?... have u lost your mind? What the hell are u doing?
Dan: You, tell her
Blair: Tell me what? What’s going on?.... u didn’t
Chuck: Blair…
Blair: u did….[To Jenny] You, get out of here now, and not just out of this hospital but off this island, go and never come back, cause if u ever set one foot in Manhattan ever again, I’ll know and I’ll destroy you.