Serena: u brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as u are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.
Blair: Oh Nate, what are u doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.
Blair: Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. u can see it from space.
Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served meer time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!
Blair: (to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew u and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.
Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're...
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