1. Pilot
Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought u were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.
Blair: We should get going, unless u want us to wait for you. Looks like u got a lot of yogurt left.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.
Blair: She better not toon her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.
2. The Wild brunch
Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It...
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