1. Ikkaku: Foot fetish.
“The reason he doesn’t
wear socks is because he’s
looking for someone like him
- someone who will stare
lustfully at his feet. Plus that
‘lucky dance’ is totally
his way of tonen off his
manly toes.”
2. Orhime: Likes to eat
food off of people.
“Especially sweets. Her
dream is to eat something
sweet off of Ichigo’s
stomach. u know it’s
true.”
3. Gin: Sex in a
completely dark room.
“Weirdly, he then opens his
eyes.”
4. Yumichika: Mirrors
everywhere.
“And yes, it’s because he
wants to watch himself. The
guy is into himself -
there’s nothing wrong
with that.”
5. Chad: Has furry
tendencies.
“I’m sorry, but there was
the beer suit incident.”
6. Ishida: Likes it dirty.
“Literally dirty, I mean. The
boy wears immaculate white,
but what he really wants is
to wear that white uniform
while wrestling in the
mud.”
7. Soi Fon: Wants to be
the sub to somebody’s
dom.
“And door ‘somebody’s’
I mean Yoruichi.”
8. Komamura: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant puppy. Giant
puppies have needs.”
9. Grimmjow: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant kitten. Giant
kitten have needs.”
“Ha, ha. I’m just kidding.
Grimmjow gets off on
beating u to death.”
10. Nnoitra: Tongue
fetish.
“He will want to get his
tongue very involved in the
whole process. Man’s
tongue is ginormous, if you
haven’t noticed.”
11. Rukia: Such a huge
closet fetish.
“My vraag is - did she
already have one when she
started sleeping in Ichigo’s
closet of did it develop from
there?”
12. Kyoraku: Really into
the sexy librarian thing.
“Not that anyone’s
surprised. I mean, there’s a
reason Nanao and I look a
little…similar.”
13. Yamamoto: Likes to
play strip poker.
“I mean, the old guy’s
always just so ready to take
off his shirt. It’s like he has
a lot of practice or
something.”
14. Hisagi: Really loves
cuddling.
“He also cries after sex. Not
that that’s a kink. I just
think it’s funny.”
15. Kurotsuchi: Likes to
play doctor.
“His version involves
torture, though. Seriously:
don’t try having sex with
him. u will die.”
16. Urahara: Invents his
own sex toys.
“Occasionally they explode
and cause injuries. But in
Urahara’s mind, that just
makes it meer exciting.”
17. Shinji: Has a tongue
ring for a reason.
“I’m just sayin’.”
18. Sasakibe: Likes role-
playing.
“He’s been into Doctor
Who lately. I mean, so I’ve
heard.”
19. Byakuya: Won’t have
sex unless bloem petals
have been spread on the
bed.
“Man has standards, I
guess.”
20. Ichigo: ???
“Who the fuck knows? That
boy has been through a lot.
Your best bet is probably to
wear a mask, get naked
suddenly, beat him up for a
while, call him a moron, and
then start screaming his
name. Some part of that
should work.”
“The reason he doesn’t
wear socks is because he’s
looking for someone like him
- someone who will stare
lustfully at his feet. Plus that
‘lucky dance’ is totally
his way of tonen off his
manly toes.”
2. Orhime: Likes to eat
food off of people.
“Especially sweets. Her
dream is to eat something
sweet off of Ichigo’s
stomach. u know it’s
true.”
3. Gin: Sex in a
completely dark room.
“Weirdly, he then opens his
eyes.”
4. Yumichika: Mirrors
everywhere.
“And yes, it’s because he
wants to watch himself. The
guy is into himself -
there’s nothing wrong
with that.”
5. Chad: Has furry
tendencies.
“I’m sorry, but there was
the beer suit incident.”
6. Ishida: Likes it dirty.
“Literally dirty, I mean. The
boy wears immaculate white,
but what he really wants is
to wear that white uniform
while wrestling in the
mud.”
7. Soi Fon: Wants to be
the sub to somebody’s
dom.
“And door ‘somebody’s’
I mean Yoruichi.”
8. Komamura: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant puppy. Giant
puppies have needs.”
9. Grimmjow: Just wants
someone to pet him.
“He’s a giant kitten. Giant
kitten have needs.”
“Ha, ha. I’m just kidding.
Grimmjow gets off on
beating u to death.”
10. Nnoitra: Tongue
fetish.
“He will want to get his
tongue very involved in the
whole process. Man’s
tongue is ginormous, if you
haven’t noticed.”
11. Rukia: Such a huge
closet fetish.
“My vraag is - did she
already have one when she
started sleeping in Ichigo’s
closet of did it develop from
there?”
12. Kyoraku: Really into
the sexy librarian thing.
“Not that anyone’s
surprised. I mean, there’s a
reason Nanao and I look a
little…similar.”
13. Yamamoto: Likes to
play strip poker.
“I mean, the old guy’s
always just so ready to take
off his shirt. It’s like he has
a lot of practice or
something.”
14. Hisagi: Really loves
cuddling.
“He also cries after sex. Not
that that’s a kink. I just
think it’s funny.”
15. Kurotsuchi: Likes to
play doctor.
“His version involves
torture, though. Seriously:
don’t try having sex with
him. u will die.”
16. Urahara: Invents his
own sex toys.
“Occasionally they explode
and cause injuries. But in
Urahara’s mind, that just
makes it meer exciting.”
17. Shinji: Has a tongue
ring for a reason.
“I’m just sayin’.”
18. Sasakibe: Likes role-
playing.
“He’s been into Doctor
Who lately. I mean, so I’ve
heard.”
19. Byakuya: Won’t have
sex unless bloem petals
have been spread on the
bed.
“Man has standards, I
guess.”
20. Ichigo: ???
“Who the fuck knows? That
boy has been through a lot.
Your best bet is probably to
wear a mask, get naked
suddenly, beat him up for a
while, call him a moron, and
then start screaming his
name. Some part of that
should work.”
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Ichigo Kurosaki has always been
able to see ghosts, but this ability
doesn't change his life nearly as
much as his close encounter with
Rukia Kuchiki, a Soul Reaper and
member of the mysterious Soul
Society. While fighting a Hollow, an
evil spirit that preys on humans who
display psychic energy, Rukia
attempts to lend Ichigo some of her
powers so that he can save his
family; but much to her surprise,
Ichigo absorbs every last drop of
her energy. Now a full-fledged Soul
Reaper himself, Ichigo quickly learns
that the world he inhabits is one full
of dangerous spirits and, along with
Rukia, it's Ichigo's job to protect the
innocent from Hollows and help the
spirits themselves find peace. In
2005, Bleach was awarded the
Shogakukan Manga Award in the shonen category.
able to see ghosts, but this ability
doesn't change his life nearly as
much as his close encounter with
Rukia Kuchiki, a Soul Reaper and
member of the mysterious Soul
Society. While fighting a Hollow, an
evil spirit that preys on humans who
display psychic energy, Rukia
attempts to lend Ichigo some of her
powers so that he can save his
family; but much to her surprise,
Ichigo absorbs every last drop of
her energy. Now a full-fledged Soul
Reaper himself, Ichigo quickly learns
that the world he inhabits is one full
of dangerous spirits and, along with
Rukia, it's Ichigo's job to protect the
innocent from Hollows and help the
spirits themselves find peace. In
2005, Bleach was awarded the
Shogakukan Manga Award in the shonen category.
i lookd up at the number painted on the divion barracks...10.i went inside and lookd through a bunch of files.nothing of much use.i went out side and lookd right and left trying to deside what way to go.on the left i heard running and on the right i heard voices approching.so i desided to go straight.
"try and catch me now u morons",i thought.going straight there was a large boom that i could hide in.i climed the boom and below me i heard squad members talking to each other.
"she couldnt have gotten to far in just a few minuten right?!" zei one "jut keep looking dont stop until you've cheekd every inch of the soul society!!!understand!?". "yes!!!".
"idiots cant they sence my spirtual pressur.",i thought.i quietly got out of the boom and continued my search.i passed the all the other barracks but the ninth.i went in.all the squad members were busy doing something of other i was able to get to the holding cell but he wasnt there.
to be continued
"try and catch me now u morons",i thought.going straight there was a large boom that i could hide in.i climed the boom and below me i heard squad members talking to each other.
"she couldnt have gotten to far in just a few minuten right?!" zei one "jut keep looking dont stop until you've cheekd every inch of the soul society!!!understand!?". "yes!!!".
"idiots cant they sence my spirtual pressur.",i thought.i quietly got out of the boom and continued my search.i passed the all the other barracks but the ninth.i went in.all the squad members were busy doing something of other i was able to get to the holding cell but he wasnt there.
to be continued
1: u think about your bleach crush all dag everyday.
2: instead of doing your homework u try and draw your favriot bleach character on u h.w. sheet.
3: your vrienden look at u like u have 7 heads trying to convince them to watch bleach.
4: u try and make your imaginary zanpak-to real
5: u try and cosplay your fav. bleach charecter
6: u sometimes notice u call your brother of sister a squad member.
7: u write a short story about someone and bleach charecters
8: u schommel, swing sticks above u head saying its u zanpak-to
9: u kom bij this fan club
10: u read this artical.
And no a short story is not 70 pages long....
