Bones - Funny I

These are season 3 quotes :)


The Widow's Son in the Windshield[3.1]

Clark Edison: (interviewing to be Brennan's new assistant) Did I get it right?
Cam: Yes. Construction worker, foundation collapse.
Clark: But I'm not impressing her.
Cam: I'm still not completely certain what Dr. Brennan thinks of me.

Booth: So it's been what, three months since Zack shipped off to Iraq?
Brennan: Uh-huh.
Booth: How hard could it be to replace him?

Brennan: How did this skull get here?
Booth: Ask our eyewitness. (Runs off to get a teenage boy.) Let's go buddy. (Brings the boy over to Brennan.)
Boy: I am not high.
Brennan:...

Bones-Pov
“Sweetie!” Angela squealed, dragging me into my office and closing the door. Oh boy. “Oh. My. Gawd! Tell me everything!!!!”
How did she know? I tried to act innocent even though I already knew it was futile. “About what?”
Angela gave me the mother lode of all eye rolls. “Oh come on!” When I didn’t respond, she launched into a tirade. “The last time I see you, It’s almost nine, and you’re going somewhere with Booth. I called your cell like. A trillion times, but it was off. Then u didn’t answer your home pagina phone. volgende thing I know, u walk in this morning,...

Here are some of my favourite lines from the first episode of season 4 of Bones either because they were funny, intense, meaningful of just cute!

Hodgins: "I apologize for being cranky, which is my personality, so I don't know why I'm apologizing... I apologize."

Angela: "That's the last bit of sugar you're ever going to get from me. I want my divorce."

Booth: "Okay, news bulletin for ya'. Bones, there is not a guy in this country who wouldn't want to have sex with you."

Booth: “Wexler is not special. u are.”

Booth: "This is the weakest coffee I've ever had!"
Brennan: "Booth, that's tea."

Booth:...