Buffy was walking down the straat head back to her apartment. "Ugh, I can't believe Spike, he is such a dumbass", Buffy zei to herself, but the man walking past her only heard the "He is such a dumbass" part and he thought she was talking about him.
It was 1:30 in the morning and Buffy couldn't sleep. So she got out of bed and she started walking a little bit, then she heard rustling in the bushes out of her window. Buffy looked out her window and she saw Spike smoking a cigarette.
Spike, what the hell are u doing here", she yelled to him from her window. "I came here to see you, love", he replied as he threw his cigarette on the ground.
"God, u never give up, do you?", she asked him starting to get really ticked off. "I know u want me, Buffy", he zei trying to look into her eyes but that was difficult because she kept rolling them.
"No, I don't!", she zei getting really ticked off now. "Come on, just admit it", the bleach blonde vampire zei to her. "That's it", Buffy zei to herself quietly. She walked to her romp, kofferbak where all her weapons were.
She opened it, and took out a stake. She shut the trunk. She put on a jacket, walked out the door and slammed it shut. The neighbors didn't even wake up from all the yelling and the slamming door!
She ran down the stairs and went outside. "Like I zei love, u look really sexy when you're angry," Spike zei sounding like an ass. Buffy pushed Spike onto the boom and held the stake up to his heart.
It was 1:30 in the morning and Buffy couldn't sleep. So she got out of bed and she started walking a little bit, then she heard rustling in the bushes out of her window. Buffy looked out her window and she saw Spike smoking a cigarette.
Spike, what the hell are u doing here", she yelled to him from her window. "I came here to see you, love", he replied as he threw his cigarette on the ground.
"God, u never give up, do you?", she asked him starting to get really ticked off. "I know u want me, Buffy", he zei trying to look into her eyes but that was difficult because she kept rolling them.
"No, I don't!", she zei getting really ticked off now. "Come on, just admit it", the bleach blonde vampire zei to her. "That's it", Buffy zei to herself quietly. She walked to her romp, kofferbak where all her weapons were.
She opened it, and took out a stake. She shut the trunk. She put on a jacket, walked out the door and slammed it shut. The neighbors didn't even wake up from all the yelling and the slamming door!
She ran down the stairs and went outside. "Like I zei love, u look really sexy when you're angry," Spike zei sounding like an ass. Buffy pushed Spike onto the boom and held the stake up to his heart.
"One day, the campus is completely bare, empty. The next, there are children everywhere...like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist"
"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
"What would Sunnydale High do without u around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
"These are moments u want to savor. u wish time would stop so that u could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
"What would Sunnydale High do without u around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
"These are moments u want to savor. u wish time would stop so that u could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
Whats gonna happen next?
