TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges... u do the math.
Your $400,000 Vancouver home pagina is a mere 5 hours from downtown.
u can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
u live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
Ott-a-wa... who?
Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
u can exploit almost any natural resource u can think of.
It's a downhill run to get to every other province.
The Americans below u are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
u never run out of wheat.
Your province is really easy to draw.
u can watch the dog run away from home pagina for hours.
People will just assume u live, of have lived on the farm.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
u wake up one morning to find that u suddenly have a beachfront property.
Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes all within easy commute.
Nothing compares to wicked Winnipeg winters and really big insects in the summer.
u can be an Easterner of a Westerner depending on your mood.
u can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
u live in the centre of the universe.
Your $400,000 Toronto home pagina is actually a dump.
u and u alone decide who will win the federal election.
The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
Racism is socially very acceptable.
u can take bets with your vrienden on which English neighbour will verplaats out next.
Other provinces basically bribe u to stay in Canada.
u can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *#!%!"
Drivers' licences don't toon birth dates so who really knows how old anyone there is.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK
One way of another, the government gets 98% of your income.
You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick.
Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA
Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't just think they can.
u can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
u are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND
Even though meer people live on Vancouver Island, u still got the big, new bridge.
u can walk across the province in half an hour.
u can drive across the province in two minutes.
Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea."
This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from.
u can confuse ships door turning your porch lights on and off at night.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND
If Quebec separates, so will u -—you'll just float off to sea.
If u do something stupid, u have a built-in excuse.
The workday is about two hours long.
It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding.
When u can't remember the correct name for something, just call it a "thingamabob" and everyone will know exactly what you're talking about.
