"You should toon me some respect. I dragged u out of hell. I can throw u back in." (4x02)
"Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone." (4x16)
"Do u think the armies of heaven have nothing better to do but follow u around?" (4x22)
(Into cell phone) "This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!" (5x04)
"I shouldn't be here, this is a hol, den of iniquity!" (5x03)
Castiel's Voicemail Machine: "I... I don't understand... Why do u want me to say my name?" (5x16)
"Hey, Ass-Butt!" (5x22)
"I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... just wait for the inevitable blast wave." (5x22)
"I need your help, because u are the only one who'll help me. Please." (5x03)
"The demon Crowley is making a deal. Even as we speak, it's... going... down." (5x10)
[after downing five shots] "I think I'm starting to feel something." (5x10)
"Hello, Dean. What were you dreaming about? (5x03)
"We've been through much together, u and I. And I just wanted... to say, I'm sorry it ended like this" (4x22)
"I learned that from the pizza man." (6x10)
"Don't go into the light!" (5x16)
"My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building." (6x07)
"Okay if u don't like, uh, reckless I could use insouciant maybe?" (5x04)
"Dean and I do share a meer profound bond...I wasn't going to mention it." (6x03)
"I got your message... It was long, your message. And I find the sound of your voice grating." (5x19)
"I gave everything for you! And this is what u give me?!" (5x18)
"For what its worth.... I would give anything... not to have u do this" (4x16)
"Why not go get washed up for the orgy?... All so beautiful" (5x04)
"Sam. Dean. My "people skills" are "rusty", pardon me but I have spent the last "year" as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent!" (6x03)
"Maybe so, but today you're my b*tch" (5x03)
"You are not the burnt and broken shell of a man that I believed u to be." (5x21)
