Phoebe: Neither do you.
Phoebe: "I'm making soep for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making soep for Cole."
Cole: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Cole! What are u doing here?
Cole: Well, I got a call from one of the tenants saying that, uh,
Wonder Woman was terrorising the landlord.
Cole: I'm a one woman demon.
Piper:"You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Did you?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Was he?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
(when cole and phoebe are fighting and he lands on top, boven of her)
Phoebe: If u wanted to be on top, boven u could have just asked
Cole: Did u get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
Cole to Phoebe: You're sexy when you're mad, u know
Phoebe: Something good happened. Can't u just accept that?
Cole: It's not in my nature.
Cole: I needed u to hear me.
Phoebe: Go to hell.Cole: I was just there. I didn't mean to stay so long, but I needed to gather enough powers to execute ...
Phoebe: Execute who? Huh? Execute who?
Cole: My plan. I'm here to redeme myself.
Phoebe: Are u coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister? I think I'll sit this one out.
Cole: Oh, no no no. Last time I touched that book it electrocuted me.
Phoebe: Yeah, will, maybe because your intentions were evil. Maybe it knows now you're trying to be good.
Cole: Better veilig than sorry.
Cole: Phoebe, I went from all powerful demon to mereble overnight.
Phoebe: u are not mere. Baby, u are anything but mere.
Cole: volgende to the Charmed Ones I'm a potted plant.
Cole: Phoebe, I love u and I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would u like me to kill someone for you? Or-or your boss, perhaps?
Paige: [Paige comes home- thought it is Phoebe in her body] Oh Cole... u scared me.
Cole: Sorry. Didn't mean to; with the rain outside and everyone on Yenlo alert.
Paige: Yeah, Yenlo. That's why I rushed home.
Cole: You're chilled. Here put this on.
[he goes to give her his jacket]
Cole: .
Paige: Oh, u keep it.
Cole: I'm sorry. Am I making u feel uncomfortable?
Paige: No of course not, I was just wondering what Phoebe would feel about this.
Cole: Phoebe?
Paige: Uh, yeah, your girlfriend, Phoebe, remember?
Cole: Yeah, u see the problem with Phoebe is she's so obsessed with training. She's not interested in
[pause]
Cole: romance anymore.
Paige: That's not true, uh, I mean, she...
Cole: u on the other hand, strike me as being full of passion, desire. I miss that.
Paige: I gotta go.
[she moves to get away. Cole kisses her passionately, and Paige in Phoebe's body comes downstairs]
Phoebe: Hey!
[Paige grabs Cole door the hand and flips him onto his back]
Paige: How could u do this to me?
Cole: Oh, come one
[laughing, then to Paige]
Cole: I'm just trying to have a little fun Phoebe. Isn't that what u were complaining about me not doing?
Paige: Yeah, but I never meant for
[pause]
Paige: did u just call me Phoebe?
Cole: Would u rather I kissed her?
[looks at Phoebe]
Paige: No.
Phoebe: No? How do u know?
Cole: Well, for one thing
[talking to Phoebe]
Cole: u suck at levitating and for another u set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe, as only a sister could.
Paige: u did?
Phoebe: Someone had to.
Cole: Okay. I'm gonna go. Let u guys work this out. When you're yourself again, Give me a call.
[he grabs Paige's butt]
Cole: We'll have some fun.
Cole Turner: We've been through so much together... haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't think so.
[Vanquishes Cole]
Cole Turner: I don't care! I am not spending another hundred birthdays without her.
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
[pause]
Phoebe: u don't follow football?
[laughs]
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: u okay?
Cole: Check!
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? u have no idea what I've gegeven up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've gegeven up, Cole? I've gegeven up my family, my heritage, my life!
Cole Turner: Oh, yeah? From where I'm standing, it looks like u have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe Halliwell: Look the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper and u know it.
Phoebe: Uh, u know what, uh, is there something wrong?
Cole: No.
Phoebe: It's just u haven't zei anything since we left the restaurant.
Cole: A lot on my mind, I guess.
Phoebe: Work?
Cole: Yea, sort of.
[pause]
Cole: I don't know how to say this...
Phoebe: Uh-oh. Don't ever start a sentence like that with a girl...
[pause]
Phoebe: u don't want to see me anymore? Right? Never accept a lunch date.
Cole: It's got nothing to do with you. I mean, how I feel about you.
Phoebe: I don't understand.
Cole: It's complicated.
Phoebe: I think that I deserve to know.
Cole: I promise you'll understand soon, maybe meer than you'd want to.
Cole: There's no such thing as evil love. It's just gratification. Lust.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as u didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't u just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as u didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't u just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole Turner: Speaking of onbeantwoord questions...
Phoebe Halliwell: There is a demon on the loose, Cole, we don't have time for this.
Cole Turner: Shouldn't we make time for it?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, not now, we shouldn't.
Piper Halliwell: What are u guys talking about?
Phoebe Halliwell: Nothing.
Cole Turner: Nothing.
Phoebe: I'm so glad u made it back before my graduation.
Cole: I wouldn't miss it for the world. of the underworld.
Cole: The rumors are true. I loved a witch, still do actually at least my human half does, but that was a mistake. I realize that now. I'd forgotten who I really was.
Phoebe: Um, about the other night. Are u sorry that we uh...
Cole: Not at all. Are you?
Phoebe: Depends on what happens next.
Cole: Too bad u can't predict the future.
Phoebe: Who says I can't?
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do u think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one of number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, u can come in but u have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
Cole Turner: All u have to do to free yourself is admit how u truly feel about me... in your heart.
Cole Turner: And perfect
Phoebe Halliwell: For what?
Cole Turner: A wedding.
Piper Halliwell: I couldn't agree more.
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Paige Matthews: You've got the rings.
Leo Wyatt: And we're all here.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, I do. I mean, I will. Let's go.
Dark Priest: Not two but one, then life be gone. u may kiss the bride.
Phoebe Halliwell: We did it.
Cole Turner: Yes, we did.
The Seer: It is done.
Phoebe: So, you're an angel?
Cole: Oh, this? No, not really.
Phoebe: That's okay, neither am I.
Cole: [the Charmed ones are being inspired door a muse] I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain.
Phoebe: And u may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain!
Phoebe: And even if u think we don't need the protection, just think of Cole, he is a human being with no magical powers living in a house that's constantly under demonic attack.
Cole: Is there something wrong Phoebe? Something you're not telling me.
Phoebe: Don't u think u have that backwards?
Cole: Meaning?
Phoebe: Well, you're the one with all the secrets, right?
Cole: Am I? u sure about that?
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm sure about anymore.
Cole: Yea, I know how u feel.
Phoebe: I doubt that.
Cole: I think I know what's going on here Phoebe and I'm sorry its come to this. But I'm not sorry about us. u need to know that.
Phoebe: u never told me where u were from.
Cole: u never asked.
Phoebe: I'm asking now.
Cole: Why don't u ask me what u really want to know Phoebe. I won't lie to you.
Phoebe: Who are you?
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't know what you're up to but whatever it is, it is not gonna work.
Cole Turner: Don't u think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe Halliwell: With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never answered your question. Ask me again.
Cole Turner: Will u marry me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, I will.
[Kiss]
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm Phoebe, Mr. Turner's new wife.
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, u heard what he said, he's gonna kill us, help us!
Phoebe Halliwell: Forgive me.
Cole Turner: I'm sorry. It's for the best.
Phoebe Halliwell: I know it is.
[Phoebe kisses him]
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe?
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry too.
[Phoebe traps him]
Cole Turner: Phoebe, no. No!
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, baby, I'm so sorry.
Piper Halliwell: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda...
Phoebe Halliwell: Ashford, Helen, Laura and Grace...
Cole Turner: I will always love you.
Paige: Halliwell witches stand strong beside us.
Phoebe Halliwell: Vanquish this evil...
Paige, Phoebe Halliwell, Piper Halliwell: From time and space.
[Cole is vanquished]
Leo: Well, the good news is that u won't have to deal with the bron anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.
Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.
Phoebe: So.
[Phoebe rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest]
Phoebe: He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.
Cole: [Cole pulls Phoebe up against him] Why Ms. Haliwell, are u trying to seduce me?
Phoebe: Always.
Piper: Ewwww...
Phoebe, Cole: [Phoebe and Cole race up the stairs laughing]
Cole: what are u doing? u are supposed to be writing a vanquishing spell!
Phoebe: I got about as far as 'Hey demon' and my mind went blank!
Cole: Keep your hands off my pumpkin.
Phoebe: If u had done what I asked and stayed here, u might have been able to help.
Cole: How? The minuut Devlin arrived u would have sent me to my room.
Cole: It's just, I need action.
Phoebe: I kinda thought we were doing okay in that department.
Cole: Not that kind of action, Phoebe.
Seer: u and Phoebe Halliwell will produce the most powerful child the magical world has ever seen.
Cole: That's my boy.
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do u know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I love him
Phoebe: Let's see... Leo lost his powers and then Piper died and it got really dicey when she turned into a ghost but everything worked out.
Cole: Glad it was nothing serious.
Seer: What do u mean she wouldn't eat it?
Cole: I mean I thought shoving it down her throat might be a little suspicious.
Cole: (to himself) I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill u that's why. Smooth.
Phoebe: (about Paige and Shane) All right, any ideas?
Cole: A couple.
Phoebe: I meant about what we do now.
Cole: If I'm dead right now, I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven of hell had power over me. Please don't cry I was dead before I met you, I was born the dag u loved me, and my love for u willl keep me alive forever.
Cole: I'm so sorry I had to involve your work. I just needed u distracted while I ruined Piper's club and put Paige in jail.
Phoebe: Paige is in jail?
Cole: Ladies, my name's Cole Turner. I'm the assistant district attorney assigned to this case. I was wondering if either of u saw what happened here?
Phoebe (raising her arm, to answer): I did.
Phoebe: u just don't get it Cole, do ya? I thought u were dead and I felt nothing. No pain, no love, nothing. I'm free. And when we do vanquish u and...we will, I'll never look back.
Piper: (calling) Phoebe, phone. (Phoebe comes and takes the phone.) It's your little lawyer boyfriend.
Phoebe: So there. And he is not my boyfriend.
Piper: Weird.
Phoebe (into the phone): Hello?
Cole: Who's not your boyfriend?
Phoebe: Um... the mailman. Sometimes Piper likes to tease me because I like to get the mail...a lot.
(Phoebe opens Cole's office door angrily)
Phoebe: u slimy son of a bitch!
Cole: Phoebe, is that you?
Phoebe: What? Are u evil and blind? Yeah, it's me. Look. Why don't u admit that you're behind this? Admit it so that I can to use magic to fight you!
Cole: I don't know what you're talking about.
(Phoebe shuts the door and goes closer to Cole's desk)
Phoebe: Look, Cole. My career is the most important thing to me. So is that your plan to take it away from me so that I come running to u for comfort?
Cole: Phoebe, I love you, and I don't know what's going on, but maybe I could help. Would u like me to kill someone for you. Your boss, perhaps?
(Phoebe scoffs, gets very angry, and starts shoving the papers on his bureau all over the place)
Cole: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey!
(Phoebe stops shoving)
Phoebe: I might not be able to use magic, but-
Cole: You're sexy when you're mad, u know that? I can't wait until I get to kiss u again.
Phoebe: Cole, I will never be with u again. I hate you. I hate you. u get that?
Cole: Hate is good. It's passionate. Intense. It's...it's...it's a breath away from love!
(Phoebe laughs and Cole smiles back. There is a brief pause, then Phoebe stops laughing and shoves a little meer of Cole's papers. She then storms out of Cole's office.)
Cole: Ah. She's great.
(Phoebe slams the door shut)
Cole: u need psychological help.
Paige: Okay, that's probably true—especially because I cannot believe what I am about to say—but I think Phoebe's still in love with you.
Cole: Oh, yeah. "Phoebe hates u so much her body erupted in scales." That's what u zei this morning.
Paige: Okay, maybe an unfortunate choice of words...
Paige: I haven't seen her this happy since Cole died.
Leo: Which time?
Paige: Good point.
Cole (to Prue): u watch too many old movies.
Prue: And you'd be confusing me with Phoebe.
Cole: Not a chance.
Darryl: Let's pretend for a seconde here, just for the sake of argument, that u saved my butt because u are my friend. So as your hypothetical friend, can I give u some advice?
Cole: Yeah.
Darryl: Don't do this to yourself.
Cole: I can't help it.
Darryl: u love her, I get it. And your love, it's epic. Okay. But look what it's doing to you.
Cole: Paige says she hates me. She says I should leave for good. You've known her for a long time, Darryl, what do u think? Should I leave?
Darryl: I know u don't want to. But what u want really doesn't matter,
right?
Cole: Right.
Darryl: Well, there u go.
Phoebe: Go to hell!
Cole: I was just there.
Phoebe (about Cole): This is important, he wants to have the talk. u know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we vrienden that had a one-nighter...?
Phoebe (to Cole): I do love you, and I always will. But it doesn't change anything. It doesn't matter. It's over between us.
Phoebe: Nothin' perks up a girl's career like sending her ex-husband straight to hell
Cole denies Piper for saving his beloved Phoebe.
Piper: Not even for somebody u love?
Cole: Loved. Past tense
Cole: Damn it Phoebe. I love you
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do u know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I love him
Cole: Morning.
Phoebe: Good morning.
Cole: How u feeling about last night?
Phoebe: Um, last night was magical.
(Cole sneaks up behind Phoebe and she almost kicks him)
Phoebe: Cole.
Cole: Hi. How's it going?
Phoebe: Wow, is this embarrassing... I'm...
Cole: It's okay. I'm okay. Nice calf.
Phoebe: Thanks. Can I have it back?
(on the phone)
Cole: Turner.
Phoebe: Hi. Cole. What are u doing in the office at 2 in the morning?
Cole: What are u doing calling my office at 2 in the morning?
Phoebe: I was just gonna leave u a message. Save u the trouble of having to talk to me.
Cole: Why would I ever not wanna talk to you?
Phoebe: I... I don't know, u know. Just in case u thought I was a drunk of a lunatic of a drunk lunatic.
Cole: I think I'm gonna go with "mystery". One I'm looking vooruit, voorwaarts to figuring out.
Phoebe: Okay. I'm gonna go then and be mysterious.
Cole: I'll call you.
Phoebe: I will answer.
Prue (talking about Cole): See something u like, sis?
Phoebe: Maybe, of maybe it's just nice to run into someone that's not a college boy. meer years, less hormones.
Prue: Yeah, not a bad butt, either.
Phoebe (to Cole): I do love you, and I always will....
