Chris: If Piper and Leo don't screw, I'm screwed!

Phoebe: No time to dawdle, there's a baby on the way.
Leo: This is crazy. u can't leave like this.
Paige: We, very well can't ignore Chris's birth now can we?
Chris: I'm the baby. I give u permission to.

Leo: What is that? Is that a time portal? Is that what that is? What are u using it for?
Chris: I don't have to answer that.
Leo: I thought u zei u had nothing to hide.
Chris: I don't have to answer that either.

Piper: What are u doing?
Chris: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a way to free stone cold Paige over...