Christian Bale: Hot of Not?
By Ted Berg

Christian Bale’s beauty cannot be put into words, but I will try.

That which does not kill Christian Bale only makes him hotter.

Before I expound, let me state for the record that I am a fiercely heterosexual man. I have engaged one woman to marry me and spend every morning on the subway attempting to engage several others in mutual eye contact. And it’s not because I am in any way nefarious. I am loyal; I just want women to acknowledge me in some small way because I find them mesmerizing. Achingly beautiful.

Just not quite as beautiful as Christian Bale....

Hi guys, I had seen a few films with Christian Bale and here are my favourite movies.

1. Newsies

When I first saw this film, I did not know that he could sing and dance! However, he frequently talks about how he despise this film wholeheartedly.

2. schommel, swing Kids

The funny thing is that after seeing Newsies, it was like he has taken over to the dark side as a Nazi. In the end, he came to regret about arresting his friend which is a very sad moment.

3. The Batman Trilogies

Surprisingly, he is the non-American actor to play the titel character. I was really amazed playing my favourite DC Comic.

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