1. Pilot

Chuck: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.

Chuck: u guys have been dating since kindergarten and u haven't sealed the deal.

Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if u order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I love it when u talk dirty.

Chuck: Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.

Chuck: I love freshmen. They're so...

2. The Wild brunch

Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

Chuck: Better a broken...