Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! geplaatst een jaar geleden

u can get a perfect score on your SATs door putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. geplaatst een jaar geleden

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Why did Chuck Norris kruis the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't kruis the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb geplaatst een jaar geleden

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk forum and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. geplaatst een jaar geleden

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to kruis the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. struik, bush was wonderin how to kruis a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? geplaatst een jaar geleden

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only animals that Chuck Norris let them live.

When klok, bell invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. geplaatst een jaar geleden

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) geplaatst een jaar geleden

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris geplaatst een jaar geleden

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
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the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris geplaatst een jaar geleden

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. geplaatst een jaar geleden

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on geplaatst een jaar geleden

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even meer badass than in this one. When it was discovered door Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. geplaatst een jaar geleden