Everyone’s jobs were done. The decorations were up. The food was laid out. The muziek was picked. The party favors were hidden. Everything looked great. Except for one thing. The guests hadn’t arrived.
“Oh come on!” Kiki yelled. She stomped on the floor. She, Megan, and Kacey didn’t have dates. They were going as a group. Yet, Kiki was mad. No guests meant no ice cream.
“Hmm… maybe they’re late?” Megan asked.
“If they were late, SOME kids would’ve shown up.” Kacey said. She checked her watch. 20 minuten later, every guest showed up.
“UM?” Abby asked.
“We stopped...

"It's terrible!" Kuki shrieked.
"It's unimaginable!" Kacey cried.
"It's so worth the $125!" Kiki squealed.


For most teens, having to babysit on a Friday night isn't very fun; no matter how much they'd get paid. Kiki, however, couldn't wait to start the job. She had made a deal with a certain villain last week to watch his daughter. After a lot of bartering and a couple of threats, Kiki agreed to watch Val...for $100. Then, over the week, she was approached door Hoagie's mom who offered to pay her 8 bucks to watch Tommy. Then Kuki's parents who offered to pay her 10 bucks to watch Mushi. Then by...

Megan was lying in the middle of the basement of the old, haunted, and supposedly abandoned Johnson house. Why? Well....

Here's what had happened earlier: Now normally, a kid wouldn't have gotten past the doorway to a haunted house (becuase, in this case, there were bowls of candy left on the porch and a sign that zei "Take ONE"), but the old Johnson house had a sign that read "Candy Inside. Come in...if u dare". Megan always took the phrase "if u dare" as a personal challenge. When she walked in, she expected to see a tafel, tabel with a bowl of candy and someone, most likely a teenager, dressed...

Operation E.I.G.H.T.

After about an hour, they finally reached Kuki Sanban's house. They chapped her door, to see if anyone was in. Luckily no one was, so they gently walked up the stairs, and placed her on her bed. Wally who turned his head, let Ai changed Kuki into her roze regenboog Monkey pyjamas. He turned around, when Kuki was smiling away under her bed sheet covers. They quietly crept out of her bedroom, and went down the stairs.
"I'll catch up with you, in a minuut Wally, I have to phone my parents." zei Mai, when Wally got to the door. He shrugged, and walked out of the house. Once he...

Numbah10:Okay guys this should be a quick fight....

Grudjer:For once I agree!(tosses clouds at 10,1000,and 7 only 1000 gets hit)

1000:Dang it!(faints)

Numbah7:Now what!?

Numbah10:I know!....wait no...that sounds like something numbah12 would say....

Numbah7:Are u gonna quote your boyfriend of are u gonna try and think of a plan to defeat the Grudjer and keep Wally maimed at the same time!

Numbah10:K first of all he is way not my boyfriend!second u really hate your cousin and third....let's use the-



Kids volgende door V.A.C.U.M (very artificial crap urges main)


Numbah7:Oh thats right if he's made...

As the darkness fell among the small S.C.A.M.P.E.R. that was hovering over the dessert on the border of Texas, Hoagie announced that they were stopping for the night. He landed the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. safely near a tree. Maddy couldn't handle sleeping in the dessert. She went berserk.
"NO!" Maddy cried. "We have to keep going!"
"Go to bed." Megan called from underneath the chairs. (She did not want any part of Hoagie tonight)
"C'mon, Maddy!" Val called from where she and Minerva were. "You can sleep with us!" Maddy trotted over to Minerva and Val. They were up all night talking. (Well, at least...

Kiki slowly stomped down the block; half asleep, still in her pajamas, and glasses clipped onto her shirt.
"There u are!", zei Kacey, "Now, did u grab the monster fighting kits?"
Kiki dug through her backpack.
"I've got your S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R, my G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A., and Hoagie's V.L.A.M.P.P. Will that work?"
Kacey did a facepalm.
"It's the best I could come up with on short notice. LIVE WITH IT!" she growled.
Kacey snarled back. Kiki backed off a little bit.
"Now, do me a favor, and lead me to the front door, k?" She asked semi-sweetly.
"Why? Can't u do that yourself?"
"Hello! I'm the one with 20/200...

Kacey exited Beth Hansen's house, laughing triumphantly. The little smart mouth finally got what she deserved. She gingerly rubbed her palm.
"I think I might have smacked her a LIIIIIIIIIITTLE too hard." she thought. She took out her list.
"Ok, now I gotta get....." her finger scrolled down the list, "....Taylor Booth." She smiled....then groaned.
"She lives in that HUGE house on the other side town! I'm NOT flying that far!"
She snapped her fingers, remembering the other way to get to her house. She threw her cape over her face, and disappered in a wolk of purple smoke. She appeared in front...

“And the ghost whispered in her ear. He said: “Your soul belongs to me, and it always will be.” Kacey said. It was a cold, winter night and the KND were having a camp-out. The 6th-Graders (Kacey, Raleigh, David, Christian, and friend Brooke [not in KND]) planned it out a maand geleden and set up the tents. Kacey, Megan, Raleigh, and Brooke would all be sharing the same tent cuz at some point, they all are the same age. Kiki, Kuki, and Abby share a tent cuz they’re the left-overs. And all the boys get one too.
“NO!” Kiki yelled while gripping her Vampire regenboog Monkey.
“Yes!”...

One night in October, Sector V (Numbuhs 2-5 and 7) and Numbuhs 8 and 1000 went to go see a horror movie. They saw September to Dismember. Kuki (a.k.a. Numbuh 3) brought her Snuggles Time regenboog Monkey. Just in case the movie was scary. Every jaar Sector V does this. They go see a horror movie the night before Halloween. Walking out of the theater, Sector V and Numbuhs 8 and 1000 were chattering about the movie. Wally (Numbuh 4) and his cousin Kacey (Numbuh 7) were so excited after the movie.
"Remember the part where the dude with the hockey mask and Chainsaw ripped the head off the dude?"...

TRANSMISSION FOUND.....




Numbah2:Your a...a...a-

Numbah11:A vampire....

Numbah2:How did it happen?

Numbah11:Well do u remember when we defeated the flingpires on the moonbase?

Numbah2:How could I forget.

Numbah11:Well Cree somehow escaped arctic prison only she looked ghosty gasy like the Grudger.She came and zei unless I wanted my vrienden to suffer then I would have to take the negative flingpire energy myself and save them.Now I assured I knew she was bluffing but then she said....Good then your boyfriends first......

Numbah2:Me?

(Numbah11 nods a yes sadly)

(Her fangs go back in and Numbah's 10...

The smaragd, emerald City was meer packed than A regenboog Monkey 50% off sale at the mall. And just as visually disurbing. People of all kinds in a manner of all clothes, similarity being only the varying shades of green, rushed past to unknown places. The mix-matched group tried to ask several people where to find the wizard, but them being children, and the questioned being adults, they were, of course, ignored. The Cowardly Lions eyes suddenly went wide, and with a yank, he pulled the Scare kraai back.
"HEY! WHAT THE CRUD ARE YOU.....oh." The Scare kraai spluttered, then died out.
Directly in the spot...

Numbah10:Okay guys this should be a quick fight....

Grudjer:For once I agree!(tosses clouds at 10,1000,and 7 only 1000 gets hit)

1000:Dang it!(faints)

Numbah7:Now what!?

Numbah10:I know!....wait no...that sounds like something numbah12 would say....

Numbah7:Are u gonna quote your boyfriend of are u gonna try and think of a plan to defeat the Grudjer and keep Wally maimed at the same time!

Numbah10:K first of all he is way not my boyfriend!second u really hate your cousin and third....let's use the-



Kids volgende door V.A.C.U.M (very artificial crap urges main)


Numbah7:Oh thats right if he's made...

Numbuh 4 was practicing for the game on Saturday. It was a Kacey's house, cuz if it weren't for Kacey, none of these people would know each other. He had his whole team. He began pitching balls to Kacey.
Three out of four home-runs.
“Wow, even I can’t do that well.” Wally would always tell her.
Wally threw one to David. Ouch.
It hid Wally in the head.
“Are u OK?” David went up to Wally.
“I’m fine, except for this BIG BRUISE ON MY HEAD!” Wally yelled.
Then, he threw one to Christian. It went far.
Same thing for Megan, Hoagie, Raleigh, Kiki, and Abby.
Then, it was Wally’s...

"NO!"
The dag was normal, Kacey, Raleigh, (Numbuh 16) David, and Christian were all hanging out on the fence door the tree-house.
If you're wondering why David screamed, it's because he saw a squirrel, threw a pebble at it, and missed.
"Dude, it's not the end of the world." Raleigh said.
"Says the girl who has major spaz attacks during class." David argued.
"You're not even IN my class!" Raleigh said.
"Hey, he's not lying." Kacey said.
None of them noticed, but Christian had left.
"Shut up." Raleigh told them.
"Wait, where'd Christian go?" David asked.
All three turned to see Christian walking...

It was awkward silence while they were waiting for Megan. Then, that was broken when Hoagie said:
"I just farted."
Everyone scooched over. Then, Megan came back downstairs.
"I DID IT!" She yelled.
"Awesome, now just wait for it....." Kacey said. They waited for about 30 seconds. Then, there was a scream from Kuki.
"WALLY!? WALLY?!" She yelled.
"Well, that takes care of that." Kiki said.
"WAIT A SECOND!" Kacey yelled.
"What?" Everyone asked.
"We've got to practice for Sing-A-Song!" Kacey said. She grabbed Kiki's hand and rushed upstairs to her room. Megan went back to Sector Q to practice with...

"Madame X" paced the floor of the rotting old mansion. Things HAVE NOT gone as planned.
1. Plant a flyer.
2. Have KND find it.
3. They come.
4. Capture them, make them tell all codes, passwords, locations, and secrets of all the tree-houses.
5. Buy milk.

Only numbers 1+2 had worked out. Note to self: pick a kid-napping place where the kids DON'T GET LOST!!!!!!!! The homing beacon "she" had planted on the flyer started to flicker strangely. It seemed somthing near it was...... running in circles?

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Val...

Wally and Kiki walked into the wait room. Kiki had about 6 regenboog Monkeys in hand. She handed one to Wally as a "Thanks-for-helping" gift. He gagged. She smacked him upside his head, causing her regenboog Monkeys to fall to the floor. She sighed and bent over to pick them all up.
"There u are!" Kacey called from down the hall. She was wearing a purple KND wrestling jersey and a pair of blue shorts. "Where were you?"
"At that regenboog Monkey place down the hill."
"AND u DIDN'T INVITE ME?!" Kuki roared, all upset. She crossed her arms and pouted. Kiki handed her a "Super Sugar High" monkey. She...

"were u listening? i mean common man! dude u suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! u yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked door his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home pagina work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...

Up in the control room, Kacey was fixing the cameras that were set up in Kuki’s room. That’s where Mushi and Tommy were.
“By the way,” Kuki said. “Why are there cameras set up in my room?”
“Oh, Wally had me install them a few years ago.” Kacey said. Kuki shot Wally a look. Then, smacked him across the face. Then, she hugged him.
Abby stomped into the room.
“Numbuh 5 can’t get any sleep with all this crying!” Abby yelled.
“SHH!” Everyone in the room said. Then, Kuki was on the phone.
“Kiki! Call Megan and get over here!” Then, Kuki shut the phone before Kiki could...