9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:
Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.
Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when u need him?
Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.
Michael: (chuckles) good one.
Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in u want?
Michael: Maybe later.
Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)
Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!
Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY carrying an MP5) THIS IS A ROBBERY!.. (stands closer to Michael) And.. Not a separate robbery we're together.
Guard: u mean like a couple?
Trevor: No!.. Well, in a way.
Voice: We're being robbed door Johnny and Clyde!
Michael: SHUT UP! (fires meer bullets to shut them up).
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Two cops heard the gunfire, and saw Brad run in after being late.
Cop: Uh Banson looks like we got an 64-G in progress.
Cop 2: (confused stare).
Cop: Armed robbery with a gun!
Cop 2: (confused stare)
Cop: (draws picture of a stickman robing another stickman with a pistol) Come on man, u know this.
Cop 2: Ohh, a shooty-stealy!
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Guard: (reaches for alarm).
Trevor: Don't touch that alarm! (shoots it, ironically triggering it) DAMN IT!
Another guard comes in.
Guard 2: (enters from main door) Ohh I'm so excited, first dag as a security guar-
Brad: (panics and shooting guard 2 dead with his AP Pistol).
Guard 2: Crap. (dies).
Brad: (examines the body and begins to panic) Oh shit! Now it's murder man! IT'S MURDER!
Michael: Just rel-
Brad: FUCK THAT! (jumps though the glass window) I WANNA LIVE! (lands on the highway, and gets ran over door a OC Transpo bus).
Michael: SHIT!.. Trevor! Brad is dead!
Trevor: Very funny Michael.
Michael: I'm serious, there's pieces of him everywh-
Trevor: (ignores him and points gun at cashier) GIVE ME THE MONEY!
Cashier: (gives him it).
Trevor: (looks in it but it explodes) AHH! DYE PACK!.. (Trevor tries to get a tissue, but the tissue box is also a dye pack. Enraged, he then hits a bank teller, who turns out to also be a dye pack).
Trevor: Is anyone NOT a dye pack?.. Speak now and I won't shoot.
Guy: I a- (gets shot in the arm). u sa-
Trevor: I lied.
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LATER:
Trevor: This way to the chopper!
Michael: No!.. Stick to the fuckin plan. Follow me.. (suddenly gets shot door sniper).. (poor acting skills) AHH! Lights fading, limbs growing cold.. I see a tunnel.. Must. Move. Toward the light.
Trevor: Michael, just hang on.
Michael: (poorly imitating Christopher Walken) Mother?.. Is that you?.. Your little boy.. Is coming home!
Trevor: ... How hard did he hit u exactly?
Michael: (whispers) Rose-buds.. (pretends to be dead).
Trevor: Michael.. I see u breathing, cut it ou- (gets shot at).
Trevor: I ain't leaving this spot!
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Trevor ironically is running as far away from the spot as he could.
Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.
Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when u need him?
Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.
Michael: (chuckles) good one.
Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in u want?
Michael: Maybe later.
Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)
Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!
Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY carrying an MP5) THIS IS A ROBBERY!.. (stands closer to Michael) And.. Not a separate robbery we're together.
Guard: u mean like a couple?
Trevor: No!.. Well, in a way.
Voice: We're being robbed door Johnny and Clyde!
Michael: SHUT UP! (fires meer bullets to shut them up).
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Two cops heard the gunfire, and saw Brad run in after being late.
Cop: Uh Banson looks like we got an 64-G in progress.
Cop 2: (confused stare).
Cop: Armed robbery with a gun!
Cop 2: (confused stare)
Cop: (draws picture of a stickman robing another stickman with a pistol) Come on man, u know this.
Cop 2: Ohh, a shooty-stealy!
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Guard: (reaches for alarm).
Trevor: Don't touch that alarm! (shoots it, ironically triggering it) DAMN IT!
Another guard comes in.
Guard 2: (enters from main door) Ohh I'm so excited, first dag as a security guar-
Brad: (panics and shooting guard 2 dead with his AP Pistol).
Guard 2: Crap. (dies).
Brad: (examines the body and begins to panic) Oh shit! Now it's murder man! IT'S MURDER!
Michael: Just rel-
Brad: FUCK THAT! (jumps though the glass window) I WANNA LIVE! (lands on the highway, and gets ran over door a OC Transpo bus).
Michael: SHIT!.. Trevor! Brad is dead!
Trevor: Very funny Michael.
Michael: I'm serious, there's pieces of him everywh-
Trevor: (ignores him and points gun at cashier) GIVE ME THE MONEY!
Cashier: (gives him it).
Trevor: (looks in it but it explodes) AHH! DYE PACK!.. (Trevor tries to get a tissue, but the tissue box is also a dye pack. Enraged, he then hits a bank teller, who turns out to also be a dye pack).
Trevor: Is anyone NOT a dye pack?.. Speak now and I won't shoot.
Guy: I a- (gets shot in the arm). u sa-
Trevor: I lied.
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LATER:
Trevor: This way to the chopper!
Michael: No!.. Stick to the fuckin plan. Follow me.. (suddenly gets shot door sniper).. (poor acting skills) AHH! Lights fading, limbs growing cold.. I see a tunnel.. Must. Move. Toward the light.
Trevor: Michael, just hang on.
Michael: (poorly imitating Christopher Walken) Mother?.. Is that you?.. Your little boy.. Is coming home!
Trevor: ... How hard did he hit u exactly?
Michael: (whispers) Rose-buds.. (pretends to be dead).
Trevor: Michael.. I see u breathing, cut it ou- (gets shot at).
Trevor: I ain't leaving this spot!
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Trevor ironically is running as far away from the spot as he could.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bed with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor volgende to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog...
Umbreon
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."
It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the kasteel got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the kasteel was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to kom bij his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her vrienden so much,...
