CokeTheUmbreon Article: Wot If

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Wot If

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

I'm just bored, okay? Wot if I wasn't bored? I would still be doing this. I've been thinking about doing this for weeks! But here u go.

The 'Wot If' meme brought from the random club, to my club!

Wot if The Garnet UMBR3ON wasn't an Umbreon?

Wot if Moka Akashiya was real?

Wot if your arms had arms?

Wot if Azula wasn't Azula?

Wot if Seanthehedgehog wasn't a hedgehog?

Wot if u were your icon?

Wot if AuratheLucario wasn't a Lucario?

Wot if KSHMR wasn't KSHMR?

Wot if Regular toon was regular?

Wot if Blasterjaxx didn't have a label, called Maxximize Records?

Wot if I told u Blasterjaxx came to town?

Wot if your waifu/husbando was real?

Wot if shaneoohmac13 wasn't Shane?

Wot if JME and Skepta weren't brothers?

Wot if we were overrun door kawaii apples?

Wot if we were in a world of anime?

Wot if Azumanga Daioh and Naruto had a crossover?

Wot if... ?

Well... I finally got that onto the club. My club to be exact. Anyways, like and comment!

THaSlimJim and Seanthehedgehog like this

Seanthehedgehog I'm actually not a hedgehog. I named my account after my Sonic OC. I barely pay any attention to him though.

CokeTheUmbreon I was talking about your OC btw.

Seanthehedgehog Oh. Never mind. *Slowly walks out of the room*

THaSlimJim wait wot if ur arms rlly did have arms it wouldb like a octopus but like not a sea octopus whoa man whoa wot if this article was A+++++++++++++

Pokémon: Aura Warriors - Commercial For New Season

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here. I guess u are aware about the RP toon Pokémon: Aura Warriors? Yes? No?

Manuel: No.
You're in it, dumbass. 😕

Well it's a collaboration RP that I do with AuratheLucario, better known as Aura. I also do a rewritten version with horofox, which will be continued sooner of later. The one with AuratheLucario is delayed until Spring. Sooooo... I'm gonna do a commercial for a new season.

Manuel: *comes out with princess costume he wore for Halloween* I'm ready for my line.
You're not a damsel in distress; you're an Aura Warrior....

Why I Don't Believe In Santa Claus

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

He's a fake... IMO.

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fan club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope u all enjoyed Thanksgiving! Christmas (or whatever u guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell u why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.

(Background song: This Christmas door Chris Brown)

*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip

Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if u think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.

Let's get started.

1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read boeken and articles...

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Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Commercial

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of random circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: u hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this....

1960

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed door falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees meer falling letters*...

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Yukari is Ruining the Mood

added by Seanthehedgehog

video

azumanga daioh

funny

tomo

osaka

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Azumanga Daioh - Tomo Hits Yukari

added by Seanthehedgehog

I know how much u love this, so here u go :D

video

azumanga daioh

tomo

funny

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How To Piss Off (or should I say 'Torture?') Manuel Marquezo

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello, guys! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today, I'm gonna do this because I'm bored as fuck. I'm gonna do a 'How to piss off' artikel of one of my Pokémon: Aura Warriors RP characters. (Don't flame, this is just for shits and giggles...)

Manuel: *literally shits and giggles*
Tyler busje, van Berg (another RP character): 😑

(Let's just begin)

1. Call him fat

Manuel: I'm just husky. V.V
CokeTheUmbreon: It IS true that you're fat.
Manuel: T_T

2. Make fun of his secret crush on Aura

Umbra: FatAura Shipping!
Manuel: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

3. Eat up his food.

Selene (another RP character): Mmmmm... fried bacon-wrapped...

Pokémon Trainer Janine: Aura's Enemy

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello, Umbreonians! CokeTheUmbreon here. Since thePokémon: Aura Warriors RP is being delayed until Spring, I decided to do this Pokémon trainer that will play a part in the RP. Her name is Janine Walcott. (Don't put her and Aura together... PLEASE! 😓)

All cold sweat emojis aside. Let's get to it.

Manuel: She's mean. One time, she threatened to kill me if I didn't help her win the...
CokeTheUmbreon: Don't worry, man. She doesn't appear until after Nigro/Soion dies (or comes to his senses.)

Let's do this.

About Her

Name: Janine Walcott

From: Canyon City

Trainer Class: Ace Trainer

Ethnicity: White...

trainercard Janine

added by CokeTheUmbreon

typhlosion

added by CokeTheUmbreon

decidueye

added by CokeTheUmbreon

incineroar

added by CokeTheUmbreon

My Christmas lijst

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Hello, Umbreonians. CokeTheUmbreon here, wondering what to do. So I decided to post this Christmas lijst of things that I hope to get. A little too early but IDGAMF. I'm fucking bored anyway.

Let's get to it!

1. Pokémon X (mainly for Xerneas)

2. Pokémon Sun

3. Pokémon Moon

(Pokémon X anyhow)

4. Headphones

5. Earphones
(I keep blowing dem out, for doing what I love)

6. Manga
(Anything from Pokémon to Naruto to Yu-Gi-Oh will do.)

7. Candy
(Who the fuck doesn't want candy for Christmas?) :P

8. Other Sweets
(I could taste the peppermint bark already.)

9. Umbreon merch.
(The Garnet Umbreon must have some other likenesses besides pics... FOR ONCE!)

10. Eeveelution plushies (especially Umbreon and Espeon)

That's all I want for Christmas. The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck out!

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