Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Jacob Gave Bella PAYBACK

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posted by zanesaaomgfan

Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a kissing sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright u win!
*calls him*
Jacob: hallo its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 uur Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*

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The Broodening - fan Art

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Google never lies!

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Twilight In A Nutshell

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Twilight Makes Appearance on Standardized Test Prep: Jacob Cites Edward

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3 Abusive Figures

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There are three (3) big categories of abuse. These are the ones that happen on a daily basis, and they are not at all uncommon :( In Twilight, all three of these abusive categories are represented door a character. They are grouped as follows:

Psychological Abuse: Edward Cullen
Sexual Abuse: Jacob Black
Physical Abuse: Sam Uley

Now, u Twilighters are probably thinking, "Whaa-? That's ridiculous!" No, actually, it is not, if u will give me a chance to explain.

Edward Cullen does indeed abuse Bella psychologically. He constantly refers to her stupidity and her clumsiness. Some may call this "keeping...

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Rob says:If Edward wasn't a fictional character... he ... would probably be an axe murderer...

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Doug Walker's Review Of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part1

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Vampire Reunion

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Puppet New Moon: The Twilight Puppet Saga

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