Darren Criss arrives at the Topshop Topman LA Opening Party

"there's not a damn thing that i do on my own thats not for my fans of for people that have supported me. So i don't really care about my agenda, I wanna be on yours."

"please don't kill me, im nice."

"i feel like an asshole because i don't have a picture of you."

"so i have an EP out called "Human" and its very short and its very small and its very sweet. Like me."

"i don't care if you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur..."

"magical"

"this nifty little buckaroo"

"mosey along with our wacky adventure"

"time to call another human being... well lets hope its a human being... id be really amused...