1. u have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. u have him as your lock screen and home pagina screen.
3. u go to Google, click afbeeldingen and type "Bowieporn" in the zoek box.
4. u imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. u really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. u can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs u know how to play on the gitaar are Bowie songs.
8. u dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. u ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy love scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend u make...
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