just a few ; i'll add meer some other time.
No chick flick moments.
Do I look like Paris Hilton?
If u messed up my car .. i'll kill you.
Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Ohh bring it on baldy!
Dude, u fugly!
I hope your freakin' appel, apple pie is worth it!
That fabric softner teddy beer .. ohh I wanna hunt that little teef down!
Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!
There really is magic in the magic fingers.
Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!
I full on Swayzed that mother!
I feel like a friggin' soccer mom!
Dude, could u be meer gay?
You wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.
Sammy, wherever...
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