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"Lost: Live Together, Die Alone (#2.23)" (2006)
Desmond: [after Locke smashes the computer] u killed us... u killed us all
Desmond: I love you, Penny.
Desmond: Three days before u came down here, before we met, I heard a banging on the hatch doors, shouting. But it was u John, wasn't it? u say there isn't any purpose, there's no such thing as fate. But u saved my life, brother, so that I could save yours.
Locke: No, no, no, no! None of this is real! Nothing is gonna happen, we're gonna be OK!
Desmond: I've gotta go. And you've gotta get as far away from here as possible.
Locke: Go where? Stop!
Desmond: I'm gonna blow the dam, John! I'm sorry for whatever happened that made u stop believing. But it's all real. And now I've gotta go and make it all go away.
Locke: Wait! Desmond!
Desmond: I'll see ya in another life, brother!
[Charlie is trying to wake up Eko because he's unconscious. Charlie sees Desmond]
Charlie Pace: Hey! Can I get some help?
[Desmond looks for something in the bibliotheek and ignores him]
Desmond: I'm trying, brother!
Desmond: [after looking at the printout Locke and Eko found] I think I crashed your plane.
Desmond: Ignorance is bliss.
"Lost: The Constant (#4.5)" (2008)
Desmond Hume: Who are you? How do u know my name?
Penny Widmore: Hello?
Desmond Hume: Penny?
Penny Widmore: Desmond?
Desmond Hume: Penny... Penny, answer. Answer, Penny
Penny Widmore: Des, where are you?
Desmond Hume: I'm... I'm on a boat. Um... I've been on an island, and - - Oh, my god, Penny. Is that really you?
Penny Widmore: Yeah! Yes, it's me!
Desmond Hume: u believe me? u still care about me?
Penny Widmore: Des, I've been looking for u for the past three years. I know about the island. I've been researching and then when I spoke to your friend Charlie, that's when I knew u were still alive. That's when I knew I wasn't crazy. Des, are u still there?
Desmond Hume: Yes, yes, I'm here! I'm still here, can u hear me?
Penny Widmore: Yeah, yeah, that's better.
Desmond Hume: I love you, Penny. I've always loved you. I'm so sorry. I love you!
Penny Widmore: I love u too.
Desmond Hume: I don't know where I am, but…
Penny Widmore: I'll find you, Des.
Desmond Hume: I promise
Penny Widmore: - no matter what...
Desmond Hume: I'll come back to you.
Penny Widmore: I won't give up.
Desmond Hume, Penny Widmore: I promise. I love you.
Desmond Hume: I won't call... for eight years. December 24, 2004. Christmas Eve. I promise. Please, Pen.
Penny Widmore: If I give u the number, will u leave?
Desmond Hume: Aye.
Daniel Faraday: Who are u calling?
Desmond Hume: I'm calling my bloody constant.
Desmond Hume: Set your device to... 2.342 and make sure it oscillates at 11.
Daniel Faraday: OK, now, you... You're gonna tell me who told u those numbers.
Desmond Hume: u did.
Daniel Faraday: Wait a second. This is ridiculous.
Desmond Hume: I know about Eloise.
"Lost: Man of Science, Man of Faith (#2.1)" (2005)
Desmond: Are u him?
Desmond: So we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely.
Desmond: Now type in exactly what I say... 4 8 15 16 23 42. Now press execute.
Locke: What's going to happen?
Desmond: Just push it!
Desmond: See u in another life then, eh brother?
[Jack's explaining his "excuse" for his tour de stade after injuring his ankle]
Jack: Just trying to work a few things out.
Desmond: Ah, a girl, right?
Jack: A patient.
Desmond: Ah, but a girl patient. What's her name?
Jack: Her name's Sarah.
Desmond: What'd u do to her, then?
Jack: Do to her?
Desmond: u must have done something worthy of this self-flagellation.
Jack: I told her... I made her a promise I couldn't keep... I told her I'd fix her and I couldn't. I failed.
Desmond: Right. Just one thing - what if u did fix her?
Jack: I didn't.
Desmond: But what if u did?
Jack: u don't know what you're talking about, man.
Desmond: I don't? Why not?
Jack: Because with her situation that would be a miracle, "brother."
Desmond: Oh, and u don't believe in miracles?
[Jack laughs and shakes his head]
Desmond: Right. Well then, I'm going to give u some advice anyway. u have to lift it up.
Jack: Lift it up?
Desmond: Your ankle. u have to keep it elevated. It's been nice chatting.
Jack: Jack.
Desmond: Jack, I'm Desmond. Good luck, brother. See u in another life, yeah?
"Lost: Tricia Tanaka Is Dead (#3.10)" (2007)
Sawyer: Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell's my stuff?
Charlie: What stuff?
Sawyer: u know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch.
Desmond: Apologies for the scotch, mate.
Sawyer: u drank it?
Desmond: Well, to be fair, there were three of us.
Charlie: Yeah.
Sawyer: [to Desmond] You, the munchkin, and who else?
Desmond: You're gonna die Charlie, and there's nothin' I can do to stop it.
"Lost: Greatest Hits (#3.21)" (2007)
Charlie Pace: I want u to give this to Claire for me...
Desmond Hume: What is it?
Charlie Pace: It’s the five best moments of my... sorry excuse for a life...”My greatest hits"... u know... memories... they’re all I’ve got...
Desmond Hume: u don't have to do this, Charlie.
Charlie Pace: What?
Desmond Hume: I'll go.
Charlie Pace: No, your flashes...
Desmond Hume: Maybe I keep seeing u die because I'm supposed to take your place.
Charlie Pace: What about your girl, Penny?
Desmond Hume: What about your girl? Besides, I might be luckier than you.
[gives him back his "Greatest Hits" list]
Desmond Hume: Keep your memories to yourself. I'll take it from here.
Charlie Pace: I don't know what to say.
Desmond Hume: Well, u can tell me where the, uh, weight riem is...
[Charlie knocks Desmond out with an roeispaan when he turns around]
Charlie Pace: u and I both know... you're not supposed to take my place, brother.
"Lost: Flashes Before Your Eyes (#3.8)" (2007)
Charlie: So, you're telling me u saw a flash of Claire drowning this morning, so u knew how to save her?
Desmond: I wasn't saving Claire, Charlie... I was saving you. This morning, u duif in after Claire. u tried to save her but u drowned.
Charlie: What do u mean? I didn't drown.
Desmond: When I saw the lightning hit the roof, u were electrocuted. And when Claire was in the water, u drowned trying to save her. I duif in myself so u never went in. I tried, brother. I've tried twice to save you, but the universe has a way of course-correcting, and I can't stop it forever. I'm sorry - I'm sorry because, no matter what I try to do... you're gonna die, Charlie.
Desmond: How do I know you?
Charlie: I don't, um...
Desmond: Where do I know u from?
Charlie: I don't know, but I'll remember if I could get some help.
Desmond: [Sees a flashback to the island] You're Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, name's on the sign.
Desmond: It, it was in the hatch! I remember seeing you! There was a computer, there was a button... we were on an island!
Charlie: We are on an island, mate. This is England.
Desmond: No, it was real! I remember.
Charlie: Hey, all right.
[to the crowd]
Charlie: This is why we don't do drugs.
"Lost: Because u Left (#5.1)" (2009)
Daniel Faraday: The rules, rules don't apply to you. You're special. You're uniquely and miraculously special.
Desmond Hume: What are u talking about?
"Lost: Orientation (#2.3)" (2005)
Jack: Are u in contact with the people that made it... the film? Are u in contact with anyone?
Desmond: [trying to fix his computer] Do u think I'd be here if I was?
Jack: How is it that u didn't know about the crash? About us?
Desmond: I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much.
Jack: So, these replacements?
Desmond: Kelvin died waiting for his replacements.
Jack: So u don't get out, u don't see anyone. Where does your food come from? u really think this is happening.
Desmond: Why wouldn't it be?
Jack: It says quarantine on the inside of the hatch to keep u down here. To keep u scared. But u know what? We've been up there for over 40 days and no one's gotten sick. u think that this is the only part of it that's true? Do u ever think that maybe they put u down here to push a button every 100 minuten just to see if u would? That all of this, the computer, the button, it's just a mind game? An experiment?
Desmond: Every... single... day. And for all our sakes, I hope it's not real. But the film says this is an electromagnetic station. And I don't know about you, brother, but every time I walk past that concrete uithangbord out there, my fillings hurt.
"Lost: Further Instructions (#3.3)" (2006)
Desmond Hume: Yeah, right, Radzinsky. u never want to tell me what bloody hell happened to him.
Mike: u see that brown stain there? That's Radzinsky. He put a shotgun in his mouth while I was asleep. And u know what the teef of it was? I only had a hundred and eight minuten to bury him. Poor bastard.
"Lost: Ji Yeon (#4.7)" (2008)
Desmond Hume: She just jumped!
Captain Gault: It's over. She's gone. Everybody get back to your posts. That was an order.
"Lost: Live Together, Die Alone (#2.23)" (2006)
Desmond: [after Locke smashes the computer] u killed us... u killed us all
Desmond: I love you, Penny.
Desmond: Three days before u came down here, before we met, I heard a banging on the hatch doors, shouting. But it was u John, wasn't it? u say there isn't any purpose, there's no such thing as fate. But u saved my life, brother, so that I could save yours.
Locke: No, no, no, no! None of this is real! Nothing is gonna happen, we're gonna be OK!
Desmond: I've gotta go. And you've gotta get as far away from here as possible.
Locke: Go where? Stop!
Desmond: I'm gonna blow the dam, John! I'm sorry for whatever happened that made u stop believing. But it's all real. And now I've gotta go and make it all go away.
Locke: Wait! Desmond!
Desmond: I'll see ya in another life, brother!
[Charlie is trying to wake up Eko because he's unconscious. Charlie sees Desmond]
Charlie Pace: Hey! Can I get some help?
[Desmond looks for something in the bibliotheek and ignores him]
Desmond: I'm trying, brother!
Desmond: [after looking at the printout Locke and Eko found] I think I crashed your plane.
Desmond: Ignorance is bliss.
"Lost: The Constant (#4.5)" (2008)
Desmond Hume: Who are you? How do u know my name?
Penny Widmore: Hello?
Desmond Hume: Penny?
Penny Widmore: Desmond?
Desmond Hume: Penny... Penny, answer. Answer, Penny
Penny Widmore: Des, where are you?
Desmond Hume: I'm... I'm on a boat. Um... I've been on an island, and - - Oh, my god, Penny. Is that really you?
Penny Widmore: Yeah! Yes, it's me!
Desmond Hume: u believe me? u still care about me?
Penny Widmore: Des, I've been looking for u for the past three years. I know about the island. I've been researching and then when I spoke to your friend Charlie, that's when I knew u were still alive. That's when I knew I wasn't crazy. Des, are u still there?
Desmond Hume: Yes, yes, I'm here! I'm still here, can u hear me?
Penny Widmore: Yeah, yeah, that's better.
Desmond Hume: I love you, Penny. I've always loved you. I'm so sorry. I love you!
Penny Widmore: I love u too.
Desmond Hume: I don't know where I am, but…
Penny Widmore: I'll find you, Des.
Desmond Hume: I promise
Penny Widmore: - no matter what...
Desmond Hume: I'll come back to you.
Penny Widmore: I won't give up.
Desmond Hume, Penny Widmore: I promise. I love you.
Desmond Hume: I won't call... for eight years. December 24, 2004. Christmas Eve. I promise. Please, Pen.
Penny Widmore: If I give u the number, will u leave?
Desmond Hume: Aye.
Daniel Faraday: Who are u calling?
Desmond Hume: I'm calling my bloody constant.
Desmond Hume: Set your device to... 2.342 and make sure it oscillates at 11.
Daniel Faraday: OK, now, you... You're gonna tell me who told u those numbers.
Desmond Hume: u did.
Daniel Faraday: Wait a second. This is ridiculous.
Desmond Hume: I know about Eloise.
"Lost: Man of Science, Man of Faith (#2.1)" (2005)
Desmond: Are u him?
Desmond: So we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely.
Desmond: Now type in exactly what I say... 4 8 15 16 23 42. Now press execute.
Locke: What's going to happen?
Desmond: Just push it!
Desmond: See u in another life then, eh brother?
[Jack's explaining his "excuse" for his tour de stade after injuring his ankle]
Jack: Just trying to work a few things out.
Desmond: Ah, a girl, right?
Jack: A patient.
Desmond: Ah, but a girl patient. What's her name?
Jack: Her name's Sarah.
Desmond: What'd u do to her, then?
Jack: Do to her?
Desmond: u must have done something worthy of this self-flagellation.
Jack: I told her... I made her a promise I couldn't keep... I told her I'd fix her and I couldn't. I failed.
Desmond: Right. Just one thing - what if u did fix her?
Jack: I didn't.
Desmond: But what if u did?
Jack: u don't know what you're talking about, man.
Desmond: I don't? Why not?
Jack: Because with her situation that would be a miracle, "brother."
Desmond: Oh, and u don't believe in miracles?
[Jack laughs and shakes his head]
Desmond: Right. Well then, I'm going to give u some advice anyway. u have to lift it up.
Jack: Lift it up?
Desmond: Your ankle. u have to keep it elevated. It's been nice chatting.
Jack: Jack.
Desmond: Jack, I'm Desmond. Good luck, brother. See u in another life, yeah?
"Lost: Tricia Tanaka Is Dead (#3.10)" (2007)
Sawyer: Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell's my stuff?
Charlie: What stuff?
Sawyer: u know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch.
Desmond: Apologies for the scotch, mate.
Sawyer: u drank it?
Desmond: Well, to be fair, there were three of us.
Charlie: Yeah.
Sawyer: [to Desmond] You, the munchkin, and who else?
Desmond: You're gonna die Charlie, and there's nothin' I can do to stop it.
"Lost: Greatest Hits (#3.21)" (2007)
Charlie Pace: I want u to give this to Claire for me...
Desmond Hume: What is it?
Charlie Pace: It’s the five best moments of my... sorry excuse for a life...”My greatest hits"... u know... memories... they’re all I’ve got...
Desmond Hume: u don't have to do this, Charlie.
Charlie Pace: What?
Desmond Hume: I'll go.
Charlie Pace: No, your flashes...
Desmond Hume: Maybe I keep seeing u die because I'm supposed to take your place.
Charlie Pace: What about your girl, Penny?
Desmond Hume: What about your girl? Besides, I might be luckier than you.
[gives him back his "Greatest Hits" list]
Desmond Hume: Keep your memories to yourself. I'll take it from here.
Charlie Pace: I don't know what to say.
Desmond Hume: Well, u can tell me where the, uh, weight riem is...
[Charlie knocks Desmond out with an roeispaan when he turns around]
Charlie Pace: u and I both know... you're not supposed to take my place, brother.
"Lost: Flashes Before Your Eyes (#3.8)" (2007)
Charlie: So, you're telling me u saw a flash of Claire drowning this morning, so u knew how to save her?
Desmond: I wasn't saving Claire, Charlie... I was saving you. This morning, u duif in after Claire. u tried to save her but u drowned.
Charlie: What do u mean? I didn't drown.
Desmond: When I saw the lightning hit the roof, u were electrocuted. And when Claire was in the water, u drowned trying to save her. I duif in myself so u never went in. I tried, brother. I've tried twice to save you, but the universe has a way of course-correcting, and I can't stop it forever. I'm sorry - I'm sorry because, no matter what I try to do... you're gonna die, Charlie.
Desmond: How do I know you?
Charlie: I don't, um...
Desmond: Where do I know u from?
Charlie: I don't know, but I'll remember if I could get some help.
Desmond: [Sees a flashback to the island] You're Charlie!
Charlie: Yeah, name's on the sign.
Desmond: It, it was in the hatch! I remember seeing you! There was a computer, there was a button... we were on an island!
Charlie: We are on an island, mate. This is England.
Desmond: No, it was real! I remember.
Charlie: Hey, all right.
[to the crowd]
Charlie: This is why we don't do drugs.
"Lost: Because u Left (#5.1)" (2009)
Daniel Faraday: The rules, rules don't apply to you. You're special. You're uniquely and miraculously special.
Desmond Hume: What are u talking about?
"Lost: Orientation (#2.3)" (2005)
Jack: Are u in contact with the people that made it... the film? Are u in contact with anyone?
Desmond: [trying to fix his computer] Do u think I'd be here if I was?
Jack: How is it that u didn't know about the crash? About us?
Desmond: I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much.
Jack: So, these replacements?
Desmond: Kelvin died waiting for his replacements.
Jack: So u don't get out, u don't see anyone. Where does your food come from? u really think this is happening.
Desmond: Why wouldn't it be?
Jack: It says quarantine on the inside of the hatch to keep u down here. To keep u scared. But u know what? We've been up there for over 40 days and no one's gotten sick. u think that this is the only part of it that's true? Do u ever think that maybe they put u down here to push a button every 100 minuten just to see if u would? That all of this, the computer, the button, it's just a mind game? An experiment?
Desmond: Every... single... day. And for all our sakes, I hope it's not real. But the film says this is an electromagnetic station. And I don't know about you, brother, but every time I walk past that concrete uithangbord out there, my fillings hurt.
"Lost: Further Instructions (#3.3)" (2006)
Desmond Hume: Yeah, right, Radzinsky. u never want to tell me what bloody hell happened to him.
Mike: u see that brown stain there? That's Radzinsky. He put a shotgun in his mouth while I was asleep. And u know what the teef of it was? I only had a hundred and eight minuten to bury him. Poor bastard.
"Lost: Ji Yeon (#4.7)" (2008)
Desmond Hume: She just jumped!
Captain Gault: It's over. She's gone. Everybody get back to your posts. That was an order.
