DT: Fullmetal Alchemist
Side Story: The Military Festival
It all started with a casual conversation…
Gwen: (smoking) Hey… I wonder who’s stronger, Colonel mustang of Kelsey. Wade: The colonel, definitely the colonel. Light: No, don’t underestimate Fullmetal. I heard she’s a master of hand-to-hand combat and her alchemy skills are seconde to none. Hidan: So u think Kelsey would have the advantage in hand-to-hand? … Person #1: I wonder who would win. Person #2: I hear Fullmetal’s won some pretty impressive battles lately. Person #3: Hey! Don’t forget that the colonel was a war hero during the civil war. Person #4: Someone make some battle statistics cards! … Paige: It seems that there’s been a lot of discussion here at Eastern HQ lately about whether Fullmetal of myself is stronger. Shane: Does it bother you, Colonel? Paige: Don’t be ridiculous. Do u think I would get worked up over a kid? Anyways, even if I wanted to fight her, Fullmetal’s been running around so much, I wouldn’t be able to find her. It’s too bad u won’t be able to witness my bravery, but I guess it can’t be helped. Shane: Actually, Colonel, I’ve got Kelsey on the phone right now. She’s in town for assessment. Kelsey: (via phone) If u wanna fight, bring it on! Paige: But if two “human weapons” like us were to collide, there would be significant damage to the surrounding area… Shane: Lt. Colonel Hughes in Central is negotiating for the use of the parade grounds. (Miranda is laughing on other end of phone) Paige: (slams fist on desk) Listen! First of all, the president would never allow such a thing!! … [Military Chief Executive: Führer President King Dunji] Dunji: Hmm… Sounds interesting. Go ahead. I’ll allow it! Give her hell, Colonel! … Miranda: (via microphone) Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Central Parade Grounds! Today is a momentous occasion… for today is… My daughter’s seconde birthday, yeah!! Crowd: Who cares?!! {Anime P.O.’d mark} Miranda: Okay, there’s not much space left, so let’s get on with it! Today’s main event – Flame vs. Fullmetal!![i/] The first ever State Alchemist Battle Royale!! In the Red Corner, the [i]Flame Alchemist, Paige Mustang!![i/] Crowd: Why were u the only one to get promoted?!!…Gimme back my boyfriend!...Get back to work!! Go to hell, Flame! (Paige ignores them) Miranda: And in the Blue Corner, the [i]Fullmetal Alchemist, Kelsey Elric!! Crowd: Whoa, she’s tiny!...Is she in elementary school?...Knock her dead, Sprout! Kelsey: {Anime P.O.’d mark} Don’t call me tiny!!…Heh, heh, heh… I never dreamed that I would be able to stempel, punch the colonel in her smug face in front of a crowd. Kate: Big Sister, do u think u have a chance of winning? Kelsey: I’ll crush her with my bare fists!! Kate: *Wasn’t this supposed to be an alchemy battle[i/]…?* Miranda: [i]Ready! Fight![i/] (Snap!; [i]Boom!) Kelsey: Argh! (Boom! Boom!) Right off the bat, huh? Dammit! Paige: “A solider who strikes fast, strikes first.” It means u have to get the initiative to gain a quick victory. (Snap!) Kelsey: (running) Youch!! You’re not holding back at all, are you?!!! Paige: Hm… It’s hard to hit such a small target. Kelsey: (stops running) {Anime P.O.’d mark} Grr! Don’t call me small!! Paige: “An angry soldier fights blind.” It means u shouldn’t let the enemy’s taunts get to you. (Snap!) Kelsey: Eep! (Kaboom!) AAGGGHHH! Paige: Hm… Maybe I overdid it. I can’t see any thing with all the smoke. (Sees something) There she is! (Smoke partially clears to reveal a Kelsey dummy with “Sucker” written on it; Kelsey attacks Paige from behind and tears the handschoen with her transmutated arm) Kelsey: Let’s see how tough u are without your flames! Victory is mine! Paige: So you’re not such a fool, after all. But I’ve got bad news for you… (Pulls left hand out of pocket) My left glove is made of reactive cloth, too. “A solider should keep deception in their arsenal.” Meaning a surprise attack is a legitimate strategy, Fullmetal. (Booom!; Kate and Gwen are carrying Kelsey on a stretcher) Kate: To the ambulance! Dunji: Hrm… Well, done, well done. That was a brilliant battle, Colonel Mustang. Paige: (saluting) Thank you, sir! I am honored door your praise. Dunji: Well, then… Make sure every one of u helps clean up. <Total Destruction> Paige: I saw that coming… … That’s why I didn’t want to have this fight! Hidan: Quit sitting there and lift that shovel, Colonel. Light: This really sucks. Gwen: Hey, where’s Lt. Colonel Hughes? … Josh: Huh? Lt. Colonel, I thought u were at the parade grounds today. Miranda: “A soldier should know when to retreat.” (Takes drink of coffee) [END]
Side Story: The Military Festival
It all started with a casual conversation…
Gwen: (smoking) Hey… I wonder who’s stronger, Colonel mustang of Kelsey. Wade: The colonel, definitely the colonel. Light: No, don’t underestimate Fullmetal. I heard she’s a master of hand-to-hand combat and her alchemy skills are seconde to none. Hidan: So u think Kelsey would have the advantage in hand-to-hand? … Person #1: I wonder who would win. Person #2: I hear Fullmetal’s won some pretty impressive battles lately. Person #3: Hey! Don’t forget that the colonel was a war hero during the civil war. Person #4: Someone make some battle statistics cards! … Paige: It seems that there’s been a lot of discussion here at Eastern HQ lately about whether Fullmetal of myself is stronger. Shane: Does it bother you, Colonel? Paige: Don’t be ridiculous. Do u think I would get worked up over a kid? Anyways, even if I wanted to fight her, Fullmetal’s been running around so much, I wouldn’t be able to find her. It’s too bad u won’t be able to witness my bravery, but I guess it can’t be helped. Shane: Actually, Colonel, I’ve got Kelsey on the phone right now. She’s in town for assessment. Kelsey: (via phone) If u wanna fight, bring it on! Paige: But if two “human weapons” like us were to collide, there would be significant damage to the surrounding area… Shane: Lt. Colonel Hughes in Central is negotiating for the use of the parade grounds. (Miranda is laughing on other end of phone) Paige: (slams fist on desk) Listen! First of all, the president would never allow such a thing!! … [Military Chief Executive: Führer President King Dunji] Dunji: Hmm… Sounds interesting. Go ahead. I’ll allow it! Give her hell, Colonel! … Miranda: (via microphone) Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the Central Parade Grounds! Today is a momentous occasion… for today is… My daughter’s seconde birthday, yeah!! Crowd: Who cares?!! {Anime P.O.’d mark} Miranda: Okay, there’s not much space left, so let’s get on with it! Today’s main event – Flame vs. Fullmetal!![i/] The first ever State Alchemist Battle Royale!! In the Red Corner, the [i]Flame Alchemist, Paige Mustang!![i/] Crowd: Why were u the only one to get promoted?!!…Gimme back my boyfriend!...Get back to work!! Go to hell, Flame! (Paige ignores them) Miranda: And in the Blue Corner, the [i]Fullmetal Alchemist, Kelsey Elric!! Crowd: Whoa, she’s tiny!...Is she in elementary school?...Knock her dead, Sprout! Kelsey: {Anime P.O.’d mark} Don’t call me tiny!!…Heh, heh, heh… I never dreamed that I would be able to stempel, punch the colonel in her smug face in front of a crowd. Kate: Big Sister, do u think u have a chance of winning? Kelsey: I’ll crush her with my bare fists!! Kate: *Wasn’t this supposed to be an alchemy battle[i/]…?* Miranda: [i]Ready! Fight![i/] (Snap!; [i]Boom!) Kelsey: Argh! (Boom! Boom!) Right off the bat, huh? Dammit! Paige: “A solider who strikes fast, strikes first.” It means u have to get the initiative to gain a quick victory. (Snap!) Kelsey: (running) Youch!! You’re not holding back at all, are you?!!! Paige: Hm… It’s hard to hit such a small target. Kelsey: (stops running) {Anime P.O.’d mark} Grr! Don’t call me small!! Paige: “An angry soldier fights blind.” It means u shouldn’t let the enemy’s taunts get to you. (Snap!) Kelsey: Eep! (Kaboom!) AAGGGHHH! Paige: Hm… Maybe I overdid it. I can’t see any thing with all the smoke. (Sees something) There she is! (Smoke partially clears to reveal a Kelsey dummy with “Sucker” written on it; Kelsey attacks Paige from behind and tears the handschoen with her transmutated arm) Kelsey: Let’s see how tough u are without your flames! Victory is mine! Paige: So you’re not such a fool, after all. But I’ve got bad news for you… (Pulls left hand out of pocket) My left glove is made of reactive cloth, too. “A solider should keep deception in their arsenal.” Meaning a surprise attack is a legitimate strategy, Fullmetal. (Booom!; Kate and Gwen are carrying Kelsey on a stretcher) Kate: To the ambulance! Dunji: Hrm… Well, done, well done. That was a brilliant battle, Colonel Mustang. Paige: (saluting) Thank you, sir! I am honored door your praise. Dunji: Well, then… Make sure every one of u helps clean up. <Total Destruction> Paige: I saw that coming… … That’s why I didn’t want to have this fight! Hidan: Quit sitting there and lift that shovel, Colonel. Light: This really sucks. Gwen: Hey, where’s Lt. Colonel Hughes? … Josh: Huh? Lt. Colonel, I thought u were at the parade grounds today. Miranda: “A soldier should know when to retreat.” (Takes drink of coffee) [END]