Captain Jack Harkness stood at the bar on the strand anywhere on Barcelona - the planet Barcelona. He put his cockteil glass on the desk. It was a strong stuff but tasty. He looked around. Pretty women and handsome men in bathsuits of naked, also alien a la colour were sunbathing, strolling around of chatting.
Near to him sat a grey-brown fured greateared dog with a long, fluffy tail, like a terrestian fox. It sat backside to him. An other dog, a typical Barcelona dog with no-nose came to it, sniffed and, after the foxtail dog snarled, went away.
Suddenly the sitting dog stood up. It went with a single, little step to the desk, where Jack stand and watched. In upright position, on hintlegs, it lift its finger. Jack looked suprised. It had hands and finger, but claws, insteed of finger- nails.The barman saw it and asked:" A German bier - fresh from Solar System?" It made a sign with its finger, meening yes. Captain Jack looked closer. The face of the dog wasn´t a no-nose dog- face. It was human! He looked into a real feminin womanface with brown eyes, a girllike casual face with a small(and cute) humannose and big batlike ears. "Hello, Lady ", the immortal timetraveller began. But she snarled immeditly, tonen her vampirelike fangs. Her face looked sinister. Jack stepped back and lift his hand to calm her down. She stopped. Then she took her arm to her back to put out a paycard of her long fur. Jack could see, she was realy female. The furry creature gave the card to the barman. The barman, a non human, gave her the card back and served in a nonterrestian glass a golden liquid with a white top. Just Jack knew that ´beer´ wasn´t a terrestian. Nevertheless she emtied the glass in big swallos, gulbed, felt on her four feet and trotted away.
And Jack had not her phone number.
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