Captain Jack Harkness was in a cheap hotel on Glassmountain on Barcelona and looked around.
After the big wave - the Erneuerer - he, his doglike girlfriend and the rescuded people were set off at a resort. The entire Glassmountain was a world heritage. But Jack wasn´t interrested in that beauty, jet. He allready had checked in the cheapest hotel, a no-comfort hotel. He looked around in his small hotelroom. Now he knows, what no-comfort meant - no bed, just a raggy blanket on the stonefloor; no water in the bathroom, just sand (not even a soniccleaning bath was there);no wardrobe of drawer, just two (!)coat stands with a single jas hanger; no heating, just a fireplace in the middle of the hotelroom. Her girlfriend sniffed on all four and snarrled. "That is, why it´s so cheap!" exclaimed Jack, who had seen so much, but not in a hotel in a resort. That was to cheap, even for Jack, who used to sleep once on the floor. That is another story.
Both checked out. The clerk want money for the room, they had never slept. Jacks fist hit the clarks face, accedently.
The unequal couple went to a posh half-timbered hotel. "Shall we give it a try?" Jack asked his companion. She miowed and went staight on the entrance with flowers left and right of it. The half-timbered house looked like all houses in the 19th century in Blackforest, Earth. Inside the hotel was all marble, thick red carpet and goud at the uithangbord and columns.
The immortal man went to the red-wooden desk, the reception. "I want a room - no, a suite for me and my wife." The cleark, a blue face women with short lila hair welcomed them. She took Jacks creditcard, checked it and offered: "Mylord, we have two suits to offer u - the Mountain Suite and the Bavaria Suite. Which one do u prefer, Mylord?"
"Both sound interresting. What´s the different?"
"Mylord, the Mountain Suite contains a spectacular, epic panorama view over the heritage of Glassmountain and the Bavaria Suite contains a breathtaking view over the town Germany." Jack grinned, as he hart-, hart that Germany is here just a town. "I´ll take the Bavarian Suite!I like to watch over the town."
"Very well, Mylord!"
"Sweetheart, why do u call me ´mylord´?"
"Mylord, that is what u are, if u acompained us, the Munich Hotel. We welcome all our guest as Mylord and Mylady."
She gave him his creditcard back and took him and his quite, furry girlfriend a golden wristband - the key for the swimming pool, with an awefull view over Glassmountain and the gym; for the wellness habitat and the suite; and if they like to eat in a restaurant, it will be payed door this band. "Mylord - Mylady! Enjoy staying in Munich hotel!" Jack thanked, the doggirl miowed and a page in a red livery showed both new guest around the hotel, then he showed around the Bavarian Suite. As the bellboy left the room, Jack fell on the red silk covered broad bed. He was dying. The alien lovepotion is poison for nearly all people, even for humans. It works boom dag after drinking. The doglike girl sniffed at him. She díd´t understand what happend to him. "Don´t be worry, Little One. I´ll be back later!" he said. volgende moment later breathing and heartbeat of this immortal man stopped. Jack was dead.
After the big wave - the Erneuerer - he, his doglike girlfriend and the rescuded people were set off at a resort. The entire Glassmountain was a world heritage. But Jack wasn´t interrested in that beauty, jet. He allready had checked in the cheapest hotel, a no-comfort hotel. He looked around in his small hotelroom. Now he knows, what no-comfort meant - no bed, just a raggy blanket on the stonefloor; no water in the bathroom, just sand (not even a soniccleaning bath was there);no wardrobe of drawer, just two (!)coat stands with a single jas hanger; no heating, just a fireplace in the middle of the hotelroom. Her girlfriend sniffed on all four and snarrled. "That is, why it´s so cheap!" exclaimed Jack, who had seen so much, but not in a hotel in a resort. That was to cheap, even for Jack, who used to sleep once on the floor. That is another story.
Both checked out. The clerk want money for the room, they had never slept. Jacks fist hit the clarks face, accedently.
The unequal couple went to a posh half-timbered hotel. "Shall we give it a try?" Jack asked his companion. She miowed and went staight on the entrance with flowers left and right of it. The half-timbered house looked like all houses in the 19th century in Blackforest, Earth. Inside the hotel was all marble, thick red carpet and goud at the uithangbord and columns.
The immortal man went to the red-wooden desk, the reception. "I want a room - no, a suite for me and my wife." The cleark, a blue face women with short lila hair welcomed them. She took Jacks creditcard, checked it and offered: "Mylord, we have two suits to offer u - the Mountain Suite and the Bavaria Suite. Which one do u prefer, Mylord?"
"Both sound interresting. What´s the different?"
"Mylord, the Mountain Suite contains a spectacular, epic panorama view over the heritage of Glassmountain and the Bavaria Suite contains a breathtaking view over the town Germany." Jack grinned, as he hart-, hart that Germany is here just a town. "I´ll take the Bavarian Suite!I like to watch over the town."
"Very well, Mylord!"
"Sweetheart, why do u call me ´mylord´?"
"Mylord, that is what u are, if u acompained us, the Munich Hotel. We welcome all our guest as Mylord and Mylady."
She gave him his creditcard back and took him and his quite, furry girlfriend a golden wristband - the key for the swimming pool, with an awefull view over Glassmountain and the gym; for the wellness habitat and the suite; and if they like to eat in a restaurant, it will be payed door this band. "Mylord - Mylady! Enjoy staying in Munich hotel!" Jack thanked, the doggirl miowed and a page in a red livery showed both new guest around the hotel, then he showed around the Bavarian Suite. As the bellboy left the room, Jack fell on the red silk covered broad bed. He was dying. The alien lovepotion is poison for nearly all people, even for humans. It works boom dag after drinking. The doglike girl sniffed at him. She díd´t understand what happend to him. "Don´t be worry, Little One. I´ll be back later!" he said. volgende moment later breathing and heartbeat of this immortal man stopped. Jack was dead.
