Dogs

Jack Russell terriër Dogs are absolutely bursting with energy. They possess a ready attitude, alertness, confidence, and great strength and endurance. These kinds are also characterized as happy, bold, energetic and their greatest attribute is their working ability possibly followed door their excellent qualities as companion due to a unique personality of being highly intelligent and assertive door nature. Nevertheless, the uniqueness of its kind is not considered as a dog-for-everyone because they, aforehand, are bred to hunt.

In fact, to have one is considered a big obligation for an owner. Jack...

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! u threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! u only wish u could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like spek and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont u fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...