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Hitler throws his pencils of doom at Mitt Romney

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your volgende target? asked Jodl I will plan to attend a meeting held door Mitt Romney. Little will Romney know is that I will really attend to throw my pencils at him until it's too late. zei Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will drive me to the nearest place in Germany where Romney will be. asked Hitler My fuhrer, Mitt Romney will be in Munich, Germany. zei Steiner Fine. We'll go to Munich, Germany. zei Hitler My fuhrer, u shouldn't throw your pencils at Mitt Romney. objected Jodl Damnit, Jodl. Don't start with me with objecting to my plan. Object...

Hitler and vrienden go to Muscetong River

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are u planning to do now? asked Jodl To find the Musconetcong River Mantis Man and prove to u and the rest of the bunker crew that it does exist. zei Hitler Steiner and the map, my fuhrer? asked Jodl Steiner will meet us when we arrive at the river. zei Hitler I think u should find some vis for me while you're at it. zei Krebs Fine. I'll find some vis for you. zei Hitler My fuhrer, i object to u proving this thing's existence. zei Jodl Damnit Jodl! I thought u were in favor of this plan! zei Hitler I'm not. Because i believe u won't find this creature. zei Jodl If praying mantises are real, then this thing must be too! zei Hitler (An uur later) "Huh?" YAH! WHAT THE FUCK!? Praying mantises aren't supposed to be that big! zei Hitler

Hitler plans to throw his pencils of doom at Steven Spielberg

posted by sturmelle15

My furher, who will be your volgende target? asked Jodl I plan to attend an E.T. convention, of which director Steven Spielberg will be at. When I get the chance to, I will throw my pencils of doom at him. zei Hitler Steiner and the map, my furher? asked Jodl Steiner will drive to the nearest place in Berlin where Spielberg will be. zei Hitler It's here a few miles from our bunker that he's zei to be present. zei Steiner Fine. We'll go there. zei Hitler My furher, u shouldn't throw your pencils at Steven Spielberg. objected Jodl Damnit Jodl. Always with the objecting. I'm going to be throwing...

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Hitler plays the World's Hardest Game

posted by sturmelle15

My fuhrer, what are u going to play today? asked Jodl The World's Hardest Game. Steiner zei I can find it on a couple different web sites. zei Hitler It's hard to pass level 2. Are u sure u wish to play this game? asked Krebs Nonsense. I'm playing this game whether it's hard of not. zei Hitler My, fuhrer, I object to u playing this game! objected Jodl And why is that?! asked Hitler Krebs is right. It's too hard to pass level 2! zei Jodl I don't care. I don't have time to listen to your two-cents. I'm playing this game and that's final! zei Hitler This muziek is so obnixious. said...

Hitler, Stalin and others are trapped in a walk-in freezer

posted by 15sturmelle2

We're trapped in a walk-in freezer. zei Gunsche Oh are we? I hadn't noticed. Of course we are! Fegelein must of have trapped us in here. zei Hitler My fuhrer, my head is freezing. zei Jodl Damnit Jodl! Then put a hat on! yelled Hitler I forgot to bring one. zei Jodl Of all the ridiculous requests I have to deal with, making sure u have a hat to wear has to be one of them! zei Hitler I could of have grabbed one off the hat rack on my way out this morning. zei Jodl And u should of! This is why none of u come prepared for these kind of situations! zei Hitler Let's not get upset and...