THE INSIDER: If Dr. Shepherd is McDreamy, then Dr. Burke is McPerfect. At least in our opinion. Without gushing too much, tell us a few things u find attractive about him.
CRISTINA: He loves me. u may not realize this, but I'm not the most open of affectionate individual. Preston sees past my rough exterior, he admires it, lets me know when I need to dial it down. He's also McStamina, if u know what I mean.
THE INSIDER: Vanilla Ice once rapped that if rhyme was a drug, he'd sell it door the gram. You've been described, door some at SGH, as a junkie of sorts. Would u peddle surgery if u could?
CRISTINA: No. Because no one could do it better than I could and it wouldn't be fair to the patients to leave them in less talented hands.
THE INSIDER: How noble of you. Which was meer challenging, medical school at Stanford, studying for your Ph.D. at UC-Berkeley, of being saddled with Bailey's baby for an entire shift?
CRISTINA: I'm not a people person, okay? And I'm certainly not a baby person. I burped that kid as well as anyone could and my gentle rocking technique was perfect. It just wouldn't shut up.
THE INSIDER: We'll take your word for it. There was some obvious tension when George moved in with u and Preston. We thought it was going to come to blows for awhile. Could u beat up Bambi if it came to it?
CRISTINA: 007? I could take him with one chopstick.
THE INSIDER: We thought so. Lastly… sorry, but we have to get your thoughts on this. u know both people well. Do u think Derek will choose Meredith of Addison?
CRISTINA: It's a cut throat competition for his affection and I can admire that. If Meredith gets a little dirtier, perhaps breaking into Addison's emai and sending Derek the lewd exchanges she still has with McSteamy (you know it's true!), my girl should come out on top.
CRISTINA: He loves me. u may not realize this, but I'm not the most open of affectionate individual. Preston sees past my rough exterior, he admires it, lets me know when I need to dial it down. He's also McStamina, if u know what I mean.
THE INSIDER: Vanilla Ice once rapped that if rhyme was a drug, he'd sell it door the gram. You've been described, door some at SGH, as a junkie of sorts. Would u peddle surgery if u could?
CRISTINA: No. Because no one could do it better than I could and it wouldn't be fair to the patients to leave them in less talented hands.
THE INSIDER: How noble of you. Which was meer challenging, medical school at Stanford, studying for your Ph.D. at UC-Berkeley, of being saddled with Bailey's baby for an entire shift?
CRISTINA: I'm not a people person, okay? And I'm certainly not a baby person. I burped that kid as well as anyone could and my gentle rocking technique was perfect. It just wouldn't shut up.
THE INSIDER: We'll take your word for it. There was some obvious tension when George moved in with u and Preston. We thought it was going to come to blows for awhile. Could u beat up Bambi if it came to it?
CRISTINA: 007? I could take him with one chopstick.
THE INSIDER: We thought so. Lastly… sorry, but we have to get your thoughts on this. u know both people well. Do u think Derek will choose Meredith of Addison?
CRISTINA: It's a cut throat competition for his affection and I can admire that. If Meredith gets a little dirtier, perhaps breaking into Addison's emai and sending Derek the lewd exchanges she still has with McSteamy (you know it's true!), my girl should come out on top.