This is in NO way serious so don't bag me. This is a bit like a roleplay... vragen and suggestions are welcome! Do u have a vraag u want to ask the Doctor? (Got a lot of inspiration from an artikel on fanfiction.net door PsychoSweetHeart).

Me: Hello! XD
Dr: What the!? Who are you? How'd u get through the wall!?
Me: Here... (Hands him an iPhone) Start recording!
Dr: (Fumbles around with it for awhile)
Me: (Sighs) Touch the screen!
Dr: Interesting... What is 'Angry Birds'?
Me: (Snatches it off him) I'm going to ask u a few vragen and u are going to answer them.
Dr: An interview? (Thinks) Okay...
Me: Good! And I'M running it!
Dr: We'll see about that. (Takes off glasses)
Me: Just to warn you, these are going to be some... How do I put it?
Dr: Inexpert? Intellectually degrading?
Me: Awkward questions.
Dr: That's what I said. (Silence) Why are u staring at me?
Me: Oops, sorry. I forgot how gorgeous your eyes are.
Dr: What? How do you? I've never met u be- hallo wait! GORGEOUS!? DX
Me: (Ignores) Rightyo... Can u please state your name for the record?
Dr: (Still fuming) u think my eyes are 'gorgeous' and u don't know my name? Typical.
Me: Oh shuddap. That's how all first professional interviews are introduced. (Grins) u should know...
Dr: This is anything but professional.
Me: Look whose talking, Mr. Unorthodox.
Dr: This is starting to feel uncomfortable.
Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Dr: (Sighs) Jonathan Crane, DR. Crane.
Me: Well DOCTOR I hear u have an alter-ego...
Dr: Please spare me all that, I have a feeling u know already.
Me:Yes, I know a lot about you.
Dr: (Ignores) Just out of curiosity, if I answer all your questions, will u leave me alone?
Me: (Breathes in) NO.
Dr: (Growling under breath) What do I need, a restraining order?
Me: You're lucky I didn't chain u to the chair, mistah!
Dr: -_- (Silence)
Me: u don't toon much emotion do you?
Dr: I'm the Master of Fear... If I started tonen emotions people would start to think I'm not invincible anymore.
Me: *_* Invincible?
Dr: (Facepalm) HELP! SOMEBODY! HELP! (iPhone BEEP)

Me: Sorry folks, just a little interval... (Slaps him) All better.
Dr: When I get out of here... -_-
Me: Better idea. I'll ask vragen OTHER people ask! u know like in the commentaar boxes and stuff...
Dr: Oh god, what did I do to deserve this? Oh sure, I gassed a few people, but who doesn't?
Me: My diagnosis: He's delirious... Oh well, I'll see u tomorrow then, same time?
Dr: What?
Me: Remember u guys I want some interesting questions... I'll also be asking round town...
Dr: NO!!! DX