Times are hard and getting harder door the day. Austerity cuts, cheap submarines, Rooney having to scrape door on £180,000 a week, the poor wee lamby lambkins.
Perhaps you've heard stories of people auctioning off strange items on eBay, like the homely kid who put his virginity up for bid of the bald guys who offer their own heads as advertising space. But those are nothing compared to some of the items that have made their way onto eBay's digital auction block.