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Ok let me just say sorry it's been so long since I've written one of these fanfictions not that anyone really wants of reads them but hey!!!im bored and creative so here we go again!!!:D

Eddy: What do u mean?

Edd: Don't u see Eddy NOBODY WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH US ANYWAY SO WHY EVEN TRY!!!!

Eddy: What are u talking about?!

Edd: Look around Eddy were in our high school years now and yet all these kids think of us is that were undeniably the most irritating scamming delinquents THEY HAVE EVER MET?!

Eddy:...

Edd: OBVIOUSLY IF WHAT u SISTER JUST zei WAS TRUE THAN THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ALL THINK OF US!!!!!!!

Eddy:...

Edd: WELL!!!!

Eddy:...

Edd: AREN'T u GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?!

Eddy: What am I supposed to say?...what am I gonna do?...

Edd: (calms down but is as depressed as Eddy Ed seems to be the only strong one here.)The only thing we can do....give up...

Ed:....I....I...I...

(IM A GOOFY GOOBER!!!XD jk jk)

Eddy: What is monobrow yapping about?

Ed: I...I...I wont...

Edd: Face it Ed it's over.

Eddy: Yea were just gonna have to get used to a new Kanker Sorez world...

Ed: I WON'T DO IT!!!! THEY CAN STEAL MY COMIC boeken MY jus AND ALL THAT IS boter BUT....NOT MY FRIENDS!!!!

Eddy: They dont wan't us Ed..

Ed: But they NEED us!

Edd: (looks up in amazement.) Why Ed im touched...seeing u making a statement...a political reach out if u would...with a very impressive speech.

Ed: I don't know what that means but I can see the space ship from here so lets go!!!!!!
(puts his hand out in front of him.)

Eddy: Lumpy?....what are u doing?

Ed: In the films the three main heros always put there hands in and do a battle cry.

(Edd puts his handschoen covered hand on top, boven of Ed's.)

Eddy: u too sok head?

Edd: What do u say Eddy?

Eddy: For Sara-I mean our vrienden hehe. (puts hand in)

(The eds sound off in a loud scream.)

MEANWHILE...

Ella: (in chains now on a uithangbord with a device pointing at her the other girls are in a line volgende to her also in chains.) (Hearing the Ed's shout.)
Huh?

Nazz: Ella what is it?

Ella: I heard a disturbance.

Sara: Maybe it was the others..
(Macy is brought in door Matty.)

Matty:I have that twerp u requested.

Macy: LET GO OF ME!!!

Marie: Well well well...

Lee: Just look what the dog coughed up.

May: Baby Macy....(eyes glow yellow)

Macy:Im only a jaar younger than you.

Marie: Your sooo annoying man am I glad u live with Dad...

May: Now what did u think your big idea WAS BOYFRIEND STEALER!!!!!

Macy: Can it May your just jealous because your not as pretty as me.

May: (In a blind rage.)WHAT DID u SAY?!

Lee: How cute it's gonna be just like our family reunions girls...

Marie: Yea except no maïs dogs of car parts.

May: Lets start then.

Macy: Lets....

(they both power up)

(the normal and gender bender culdesac kids are brought in all with chains around there feet.)

Kelly: u dorks this is all your fault.

Edith:Don't look at me it was all Double A's fault!

Ednaa: That is the most ridiculed and exaggerated thing you've ever said!

Edith: IF u HADN'T OF MADE THIS STUPID PORTAL THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED sok HEAD!!!!

Ednaa: OH! IT'S ALWAYS MY FAULT ISN'T IT u LOUD MOUTHED IMBECILE OF A FRIEND!!!! "Ednaa build this for the scam." of "Ednaa be my wing woman so I can get close to Sam." WELL IM TIRED OF u ALWAYS BLAMING ME!!!!!

Edna: (a tear sheds.)

Edith: NOW u MADE MONOBROW CRY!!!!!

Ednaa: (blind rage.)

Kevin: STOP! what are May and that chick doing?!

Ednaa: (calms down.) u don't think just door having "cooties" that the Kanker sisters could torment Ed, Edd, and Eddy do you? Especially in high school years.

Jilly: So then whats going on?

Ednaa: The Kankers aren't ordinary sisters...there mutants...

(Everyone but the Kanker sisters and the Sorez brothers gasp.)

Lee: Yeah yeah so what if we are...were still human we just have...talent.

(May transforms into a lion with glowing yellow/green eyes)

Kevin: Oh...My...Gosh...

Nazz:Kev!!do something!!!!

Kevin:Me?!O.O

Lee:Just try it and these get it.
(Lee presses a button that reveals two bikes one roze and the other green on ropes dangling above lava.)

Kelly and Kevin: MY BIKE!!!!

Nazz and Nate: (thinking) Ugh not again...

Kelly: u DORKS!!!!WHAT THE HECK!!!NOW THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I WILL BE GONE!!!!!

Nate: (eyes light up)

Kelly: My poor bike!

Nate: -.-

Ednaa:Listen everyone! we still have one hope left!

Macy: (transforms into a flamingo) Oh crap!

May:A FLAMINGO??? (Roars) THATS THE BEST u CAN DO????

Macy: Hang on!!! (flaps feathers) (transforms into a dragon about the same size as May being a lion.)

May:Thats meer like it... (breathes arrows.)

(Macy gets shot in the arm with three of these arrows and outcries in a roar.)

(Macy tries to breath brand but May claws her shoulder.)

May:Pathetic little sister....

(Macy bites May's back)

May: Sssssss....you'll pay for that!!!!(Picks her up in her mouth and throws her against the wall.)

(Macy untransforms she now has a very ripped up sleeve.)

May:(lifts her claw about to finish her off but a hand stops it from falling)

May:Ed!?

Macy:E-ED?!

Everyone:ED?!

May:Sweetie! Get out of the way! This is for our own good!

Ed: Macy is my friend! I won't let u hurt her!

(Ednaa reaches into her pocket and pulls out an device which breaks one of Ella's chains.)

Marie: Oh no u don't (powers up into a blue tiger.)

Ella: O.O (Screams)

Marie: EDD????

Ella: Edd?

Everyone:EDD?!

Lee: STOP DOING THAT!

Ella:I don't understand...what about all those things I said? Weren't they being broadcast?

Edd: Though u may find my efforts to save your being quite tedious, im afraid I have no choice!

Ella: Edd...

Edd:(smirks) With two D's.

(I don't mean that in a perverted way. It's simply a horrible catch phrase -.-)

Marie:How could you...do this...Ed...

Lee:THATS IT!!! IM SICK OF ALL THIS CRAP! YOUR ALL DONE FOR NOW!!!! (Lee shifts into phoenix.)

Lee: Maybe u wont hurt them but I will! (Pins Edd to the uithangbord with a breath of fire.)

Ed, Marie, and Ella: EDD!!!!

May: DON'T u DARE TOUCH ED!

Lee:Sorry sis, to late... (rips her claw across Ed's stomach and he shouts a deep loud shout of pain.)

May, Macy, and Edd: ED!!!

Lee:Im done with u all!!! Now we can take over in peace!!!

(A water antitankgeweer, bazooka blasts a flush of father onto Lee, turning her back into a human.)

Eddy:That oughta even the playing field.

Lee:EDDY?!

Sara:Eddy?!

Ella: My idiot brother?!

Eddy:Your idiot brother that just saved your backside sis!

Ella: Touche...

Lee: Why u little!!! Well know this Eddy, im not a sucker like my idiot family members! And... IM OVER YOU!

Eddy:Cool..It will be easier to win Sara. (smirks as he turns the setting of the antitankgeweer, bazooka to blast fire.)

Ella: wait a minuet!!! Isn't that MY bazooka?!

Eddy:Yeah...

Ella:GRRRAAAA YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO STEAL STUFF FROM MY ROOM!!! IT'S NOT-

Eddy: hallo u WAN'T THE WORLD SAVED of NOT!

Ella: EDDY LISTEN TO ME ITS NOT A GOOD SET-

Eddy: to late (snickers a bit and blasts at Lee.)

(Lee powers up.)

Eddy: WHAT THE HECK?! ELLA!! THIS THING GIVES HER POWER!!

Ella: I was TRYING to tell you-

Ednaa:She's a phoenix! If u put the setting to brand then she'll gain power NOT LOSE IT!

Ella: I could have zei that...

(Edd raises to his feet.)

Lee: I guess I'll kill two birds with one stone then (she smirks and transforms back into a phoenix.)

Eddy: of one big fiery bird with two water guns. (smirks and tosses Edd a hand gun with the same settings as his bazooka.)

Edd: Quite an interesting comeback...

Eddy: Not as bad as that catchphrase earlier.

Ed:(powers up a water gun he had in his pocket.)

Macy:(crawls over to Ed and helps his rise to his feet.)

(the three Eds face Lee.)

Lee:The meer the merrier. (she powers up.)

2 BE CONTINUED.
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It Was A Sunny Summer dag In The Cul-De-Sac,And The Eds Were Cooking Up A Hot New Scam.But,They Were Having A Bit Of Trouble...

Eddy:WHY Is It So HARD To Think Up A Scam????

Edd:Beats Me,Eddy.

Ed:Nope.Can't Think Of A Word. Hey,Who's That?

The Eds Looked Up To See A Girl (How'd u Guess?)With Shoulder Length Red Hair,Wearing A White Tank top, boven With The British Flag On It,And Blue Jeans.She Wore White Sneakers,Had Gray-Blue Eyes,And A Few Freckles.She Also Wore Glasses With White Frames.She Walked Up To The Eds.

Girl:Hi! Who Are u Three?

Ed:I Am Ed!

Edd:I'm Edd,With Two D's,So u Can Call Me Double-D...
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One day, the Eds had their fannies plopped on the couch. They were desperately surfing the channels when they saw a McDonalds commercial.

Announcer: "You're going to love our managers special here at McDonalds. We sell a belegd broodje, sandwich with a large drink and fries for $1.99. So grab your keys and head to McDonalds right now."

Voice: (singing)"At McDonalds, we love to see u smile!"

Eddy turned the TV off with a smile on his face.

Eddy: "Hey! How about we open a fast food restaurant!"

Edd: "That's a great idea!"

Ed: "My dad traveled to Kansas City on a mutated bug!"

Eddy: "Shut up Ed. Anyway, we'll call...
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They Raced Edd To The Hospital,And The Nurse Stopped Them From Entering The Room They Took Edd In.

Nurse:I'm Sorry Boys,But u Can't Follow Your Friend.

Eddy:But We Can't Leave Him!

Nurse:I'm Sorry,But u Can't.Don't Worry,He's In Good Hands.

Eddy And Ed Looked Back Once meer To See That Edd Was Okay,And He Shook In One Violent Spasm.The Steady Beating Of His hart-, hart Stopped And The Monitor Screeched Out A Loud,"BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP"

Doctor:Get Them Out Of Here!

Eddy And Ed:EDD!

Doctor:Get Them Out!

The Nurse Showed Them To A Waiting Room,And Eddy And Ed Fell To The Floor On The Ground.The Only Thing...
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Double D:Messy messy messy...Eddy is it really necassary to be digging through unsightly junk?

Eddy:Quit complaining sok head...hey Ed u find any quarters yet?

Ed:(digs his head out of the garbage)Nothing yet Eddy!

(Just so u know everyone is 16 in this)

Double D:Eddy not only is it filthy in this place!But remember the Kankers live around here.

Eddy:Yeah right...they aint getin my....(eys light up)QUARTERS!!A WHOLE BUNCH!!!were in jaw breaker city boys.

(Eddy reveals a garbage bag filled with quarters.)

???:And where do u think your going with our cash?

Eddy:LEE?!

Kankers:Not just Lee....

May:Kissy...
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Edd wakes up from his bed from his CD player, playing the song It’s A New Day.

Edd (smiling happily): I feel just like that song zei and that is it feels good to be alive.

Edd jumps out of bed, got dressed singing the song he heard when he got up, and ran to Eddy’s house.

Edd: Wake up Eddy! It’s a beautiful day.

Eddy pushes Edd away and gets out of bed mumbling to himself for not being able to sleep in.

Eddy: Fine fine! I’m up already! Geez!Why are u so cheerful today?

Edd: I feel something extraordinary is about to happen. I don’t know how to explain it either.

Eddy: Whatever! Let’s...
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A/N: My sister and I made these up at the local pool. We like to pretend that Bernie Bernstein is the director and we're shooting the movies. Then we decided to take the films we made up and put them in a fanfic. Enjoy!:)

One day, the Eds were walking down the straat slurping jawbreakers when they ran into Bernie Bernstein, the director from the Powerpuff Girls.

Bernie: "Hi there!"

Eddy: "What do u want?"

Bernie: "I just wanted to let u know that I'm releasing a series of three films to celebrate the Summer. They're called Screaming Nelly", "Surfin USA," and "My Cousin Goggles."

Eddy:(sarcastically)"Wow,...
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One Day, Edd Spied A Moving busje, van In The Cul-De-Sac.He Decided To Go Greet The Newcomers.He Went Over And Knocked On Their Door. A 12 jaar Old With Short Red Hair, Wearing Glasses, Had Some Freckles, Greeted Him.The Look In Edd's Eyes Could Clearly State That He Was In Love.

Edd:(Softly) Hi,I'm Edd.But People Call Me Double-D.I Guess Your My New Neighbor.

Michelle:Hi,My Name's Michelle.Your Kinda Cute.

Edd Blushed A Deep Crimson.

Michelle:Would u Like To Come In?

Edd:Sure!

Edd Came In And They Went To Michelle's Room.It Was Painted In A "60's,Shagidelic,Summer OfLove"Theme.And She Had A TV,VCR,And...
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Only read this story if u HATE boybands,and I apoligize if I flame anyone's fave group.

Ed,Edd,and Eddy were listening to the radio, when the song, "Bye,Bye,Bye" came on the radio. Edd made a face. "Ick, I hate this band!"

Eddy turned it off. "I know,boybands are sick."

"I think that N'SYNC are ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES I TELL YOU!!!"

Edd looked through his Beatle records for some better music. "They look so...feminine!"

As he picked out "Abbey Road" and put it on the turntable, being Edd as he was, he had a plan. "EUREKA! I've got it! We'll go back in time and try to destroy all of the boybands!"

"DOUBLE-D!!!...
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