Edward and Bella

10 Things u Probably Shouldn’t do in Forks of La Push

1)    Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of vampires (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of werewolves stands between u and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) of you’ll end up dead before u can touch her (most likely case).

2)    Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the top, boven of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One...