Mary Sue breeds

Daphne heard a key and she looked up. A few seconden later Zoey appeared in the living room.
“Hi, sis” Zoey zei casual, like nothing had happened.
Daphne didn’t know what to say and even if she would, she was too angry to talk.
“I have to change my outfit” Zoey said, jerking the hospital clothes she was wearing. “Would u mind if I borrow something from you?”
She wanted to walk upstairs when Daphne finally zei something.
“Are u really going to pretend nothing happened? u killed our brother and u put the blame on me! Why?”
Zoey turned around. “You want to know why? Before...

Bonnie pushed Damon over the porch into her house. He walked ahead to the kitchen, Bonnie behind him. He turned around and saw the furious expression on her face. In other circumstances he would’ve made a sarcastic comment, but the way things were now, Damon knew the best thing was to keep his mouth shut. “I thought we had an agreement” she zei slowly and threatening while she came closer to Damon. “You wouldn’t drink any human blood” she continued. Damon frowned his eyebrows frustrated. “You zei that, I never zei I agreed” Bonnie widened her eyes and Damon wouldn’t have...

‘Cas? I know u can hear me, so don’t ignore my calls. I know you’re having a hard time right now and no one blames you. But we need you. We need your help. It’s not your fault, okay? But u have to get back here”
Cas heard Sam’s call perfectly as he stared into Andy’s face. Andy looked from Cas to Zoey.
“What the hell happened here?” he zei breathing fast.
“I killed her” Cas confessed.
“I can see that” Andy zei shocked. He kneeled volgende to the body. “Did anyone see u come in?”
“I don’t think so” Cas said.
“Good” Andy said. “Go”
“What?” Cas...

Yep, a good porn fanfiction, I zei it. Need to hear (Or read it XD) Again?
A GOOD PORN FANFICTION.
So yeah, before u think, "WTF THIS IS SO GROSS JARED WTH u ARE SO MESSED UP THIS IS ADMIRABLE?"

1 Thing, this fanfiction, which u can read here,

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Is MEANT to be bad. It's one of those so bad it's funny fanfics and I actually laughed at it's horribleness quite a lot. This fanfiction is good because of that, and the auteur knows it's bad.

I know that pointing out you're problems doesn't fix it, but this guy knows how to make a good fanfiction.
And no, I am not a pervert at ALL. Don't believe...