Dakota Johnson spoofs Fifty Shades of Grey on Tonight toon Mad Libs 

, Jimmy Fallon stepped into Christian Grey’s shoes for a

-inspired Mads Libs Theater with franchise star Dakota Johnson on

In the style of Mad Libs, Johnson offered up a list of words and phrases to power the ensuing sketch. The result was a classic love story of the young Anastasia Barf Barf, a school news reporter conducting an interview with the business magnate on his dealings feeding the world’s penguins.

Things got heated as the conversation veered towards such sultry innuendoes as sweaty socks and knee size. They both lived happily ever after, doing a dance called the Hairless Sausage.

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