funny animals :))

Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope u like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do u see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a papegaai use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
door the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he zei something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!

Ok this is my lijst of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned door 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did u run your last race?" and the seconde one said,"How did u win the race?" the runner zei 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes u say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked u out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if u were locked in a Food Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<