There was a random website where u could talk about Garrett. People mostly fought, & u could go on lots of times using different nicknames. I gotta kick out of it, it kept me entertained. Tons of people were ganging up on 1 of my nicknames, so I wrote this & thought it was funny. I wanted to share it with everyone:
Anonymous 2005-12-04 // 09:15:24
Once Upon a Time there was this girl. Her name was Kate. Her nickname was "Eat My Shorts." Kate likes to wear sweaters, loves to eat taco Bell, and enjoys listening to Dashboard Confessional.
One dag Kate "Eat My Shorts" wrote something on this message board and it offended some people. The people on this message board told Kate she was a loser and needed to get a life. This didn't work and the people couldn't come up with any other comebacks. So they pretended to be "Eat My Shorts" and started saying mean stuff about Kate. Kate laughed because she couldn't believe the people had to go so far as to pretend to be her. Kate was going to write something mean back but thought, hey, we all shit out the same hole, why not make peace with the people. So Kate told the people she wanted to be friends. The people said, "No loser, get a life." So Kate zei OK we don't have to be vrienden but at least let me take u to taco klok, bell as an apology. They agreed. Later, Kate regretted ordering the boon burritos because they gave her bad gas. She told the people this and they called her a loser and told her to get a life.
As they were walking out of taco Bell, Batman came up to Kate and the people and started babbling about something. Batman smelled like rotten eggs so Kate wanted to get away. The people wanted Kate to go away so they could talk to Batman. They told Kate they didn't like her because she couldn't come up with cool comebacks like "loser" and "get a life." So Kate zei good-bye and left.
As Kate was walking along, she slipped off a curb, totally bit it, face down, butt in the air. She lay there for a while because her knees were a little sore. Then this tall, hot guy with an unbelievable body helped her up. The guy zei his name was Garrett Hedlund and he was an actor. Kate thought that was awesome and they started talking. Garrett asked Kate if she wanted to get something to eat. But Kate told Garrett she just ate taco klok, bell and that it gave her gas. Garrett zei it was all cool because he just ate taco Amigo and it gave him gas. Kate and Garrett had a good laugh, decided to get ice-cream, and walked off together as the sun set in the background. THE END.
Anonymous 2005-12-04 // 09:15:24
Once Upon a Time there was this girl. Her name was Kate. Her nickname was "Eat My Shorts." Kate likes to wear sweaters, loves to eat taco Bell, and enjoys listening to Dashboard Confessional.
One dag Kate "Eat My Shorts" wrote something on this message board and it offended some people. The people on this message board told Kate she was a loser and needed to get a life. This didn't work and the people couldn't come up with any other comebacks. So they pretended to be "Eat My Shorts" and started saying mean stuff about Kate. Kate laughed because she couldn't believe the people had to go so far as to pretend to be her. Kate was going to write something mean back but thought, hey, we all shit out the same hole, why not make peace with the people. So Kate told the people she wanted to be friends. The people said, "No loser, get a life." So Kate zei OK we don't have to be vrienden but at least let me take u to taco klok, bell as an apology. They agreed. Later, Kate regretted ordering the boon burritos because they gave her bad gas. She told the people this and they called her a loser and told her to get a life.
As they were walking out of taco Bell, Batman came up to Kate and the people and started babbling about something. Batman smelled like rotten eggs so Kate wanted to get away. The people wanted Kate to go away so they could talk to Batman. They told Kate they didn't like her because she couldn't come up with cool comebacks like "loser" and "get a life." So Kate zei good-bye and left.
As Kate was walking along, she slipped off a curb, totally bit it, face down, butt in the air. She lay there for a while because her knees were a little sore. Then this tall, hot guy with an unbelievable body helped her up. The guy zei his name was Garrett Hedlund and he was an actor. Kate thought that was awesome and they started talking. Garrett asked Kate if she wanted to get something to eat. But Kate told Garrett she just ate taco klok, bell and that it gave her gas. Garrett zei it was all cool because he just ate taco Amigo and it gave him gas. Kate and Garrett had a good laugh, decided to get ice-cream, and walked off together as the sun set in the background. THE END.
