The Sailor Dog titlecard

“Hey, Slimey!” zei Oscar the Grouch, holding up a thimble filled with water. “You’re on.”
Oscar meant that it was time for Slimey, his pet worm, to practice his newest trick.
“I can hardly wait to tell everyone about this,” zei Oscar. “I bet no one has ever seen a worm dive from a diving board into a thimble full of water.”

Slimey climbed up the little ladder.
He wriggled to the end of the diving board and looked down. There was the thimble full of water.
Slimey took a deep breath and dived. He landed in the thimble with a SPLISH.

“Terrific dive!” zei Oscar. “A few more...

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. When they were old enough, they left their home pagina to seek their fortunes.
Mother Pig was very sad to see them leave.
The first little pig met a farmer with a load of straw.
“Please sir,” he zei “will u give me some straw to build a house?”
The farmer gave the first little pig some straw.

And the little pig built a house of straw.
Along came a wicked wolf and knocked on the door.
“Little pig, little pig, let me come in,” zei the wolf.
But the little pig answered, “No, no! Not door the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.”
“Then I’ll huff and...

Once upon a time, there were three bears who lived in a little house in the woods.
Father beer was a great big bear.
Mother beer was a medium-sized bear.
And Baby beer was a wee tiny bear.
One day, Mother beer made hot pap for breakfast.
She poured it into their bowls, and they all went for a walk in the woods while it cooled.

While they were gone, a little girl named Goldilocks came to their house.
She looked in the door and didn’t see anyone there, so in she went. Now, that was not right. She should have waited for someone to come home.
Well, Goldilocks saw pap on the tafel, tabel and suddenly...