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Shout out to Riley for commenting on each of the chapters! Thank you~ :D

So, Lokitty, Birdbrain and Shakespeare in the Park git sum lovin' *creepy grin* Well, meer like cheesy, fluffy stuff. We also get to see yours and Thor's relationship grow :3 YEY. I will also be doing a fanfic on Loki and Delbars relationship BEFORE this fanfic, so keep a look out for that (I'll be posting it soon....)

Sorry this fanfic is boring and stupid :3 Thank u for taking the time to glance at it.
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"She Heard Those Sirens Screaming Out"


u woke up in bed with a bad hangover...And Thor asleep beside you. Thankfully, u both were fully clothed. As u got up and stumbled to the bathroom, Delbar came in. "Good Morning sunshine~" she sang. Delbar reminded u of you're mother, when u were younger and got sick, you're Mother would always read u fairy tales before giving u medication and leaving for work that day. "Hi Delbar." u mumbled, u saw her holding a tray with water, fruit and two plates of what appeared to be hachee, hash browns, cheese, onions, a fried egg and chives on top. It looked so delicious. "I made breakfast for u two. I also got some aspirin."she zei smiling. u smiled warmly at her and returned to bed "Thank you..." u zei softly as she placed the tray on you're lap "Let me wake up Thor, he's a heavy sleeper." She zei kneeling beside Thor's side of the bed "Thor," she began grinning wickedly "Loki took you're Hammer." The moment she zei that, Thor jumped from the bed and started shouting something about his hammer "D-Delbar?? Where is my Brother?!" He shouted, she started giggling "He doesn't have you're hammer. Now get back in bed and eat breakfast." She zei as she gathered up some laundry from the hamper and head towards the door "(Y/N), Thor. I bought u both bathing suit's. We're ALL going to a water park today." she zei grinning as she left. u sat there a bit shocked but excited, u had never been to a water park - only because the nearest water park was 5 hours away and you're Father was the drunken bastard he was. "Are u alright?" Thor asked u while u both ate the delicious Hangover-Remedy food. "Yeah, I'm just excited." u zei with a slight tint on you're cheeks. After taking the asprin and eating the food, u felt a lot better. "So am I, hopefully my Brother will let Delbar force him to come. I haven't seen him in awhile..." He mumbled as he took gulp of his water "Wait, how can Delbar have so much power over Loki?" u zei a bit shocked "Oh! u don't know! Delbar and Loki are lovers. of whatever u Midgardians may brand them as." He zei as he ate some fruit "So, they're boyfriend 'n girlfriend." u said, he nodded. "And....They live in the same room?" He nodded again "....OHMYGOD DELBAR SLEEPS WITH A CRAZY PERSON!!" u screeched, it caused Delbar - who was right in the middle of showering - to rush into the room. "Are u okay (Y/N)?!" She shouted, thankfully she was in her bathrobe. "Y-YOU SLEEP WITH HIM!" u pointed to the figure behind her, Loki rolled his eyes "Yes, yes she does." Thor perked up and waves enthusiastically at his Brother "Hello Brother! How are you?" Loki looked away and crossed his arms "Alright, I suppose. I was having a wonderfu- wait, why are u in the Midgardian's bed?" He says, Delbar smiled "(Y/N) was passed out, so Thor brought her to her room. Unfortunately he fell asleep." She answered. You're face grew red from embarrassment, u had totally forgotten majority of what happened last night. "Oh my God this is so awkward." u mumbled burying you're face in you're hands, Thor patted you're back and waved goodbye at his brother. "...Well," Loki grinned and picked Delbar up and threw her over his shoulder, Delbar squeaked and started demanding him to let her down "We shall see u in the living room." He zei as he left. "They look like a cute couple...." u mumbled fidgeting with you're fruit bowl "Loki is a good person at heart, he's just....He is just...In pain." He mumbled. u stared at him with sympathy, knowing well what he was feeling. After u both finished breakfast, Thor left for his room to get ready. "I will see u later then..." He zei taking you're hand and kissing it "Hopefully!" u zei blushing, he smiled and closed you're door. u grabbed you're new bikini and looked at it, it was (f/c) with red and silver accents, it had very slim strings and had cute red bows on each side of the bottoms. After making you're bed and cleaning you're room up a bit, u went and took a shower. Afterwards, u put on you're bikini, threw on the cut-off jean-shorts and oversize tee-shirt that u took with u from you're home. u fixed up you're (h/c) hair into Dutch braid and grabbed the sunglasses Sima had chosen for you, and left you're room. The moment u stepped out, Tony crashes into you. He was running from Loki who had stolen Delbar's bikini top, boven "Get BACK here u mewling quim!!" Loki shouted as he chased the Billionaire, Tony laughed as he ran from the god. "Oh lighten up Reindeer Games~" Tony zei chuckling as he hid behind the door of a room "You made her cry!" he hissed, mumbling something about his magic and the goud cuffs around his wrist. "What is the matter, Brother?" Thor zei as he walked out from his room. "Stark stole Delbar's swimming suit!" He shouted as he banged on the door "Calm down Brother, I'm sure Friend Stark will return the swimming japon to her soon." Thor said, he saw u and smiled. u waved with a small smile and motioned to the living room. "I'll be there soon, (Y/N)." He whispered as u left. As u walked in the living room, u saw Dr. Banner, Steve and Natasha all sitting there, Dr. Banner had on black and purple swim trunks with a long sleeved polo, Steve had on red white and blue swim trunks with a 'I'm Mr. Capcicle' tee-shirt on and Natasha wore khaki, kaki shorts and a tee-shirt. "Hey Buttercup!" Steve greeted u warmly, he had gegeven u the nickname for some odd reason. "Hi Steve," u zei as u grabbed a bottle of water and sat criss-crossed door Natasha "Hey," u greeted the Assassin with a smile, she smiled back and heard Clint shouting about something, she rolled her eyes and got up to go help him. "Hi Dr. Banner!" u zei greeting him, he was so into his book he didn't hear u "Dr. Banner!!" u shouted beside him. He jumped up, startled from you're sudden - at least to him - appearance "(Y/N)! Oh God u scared me..." He zei clenching his chest "I-I'm sorry Dr. Banner..." u mumbled sadly "It's okay (Y/N). Not a problem at all!" He ruffled you're hair a bit and smiled. "Hey JARVIS!" Tony shouted from behind the door Loki was trying to break down "Help me out will you?" The AI responded with a hint of humor in its voice "I'm afraid I am unable to assist you, Sir." A groan could be heard from behind the door. "Uhh....Honey?" Delbar tapped on the gods shoulder with a smile, she had on a green tee-shirt that zei "Mrs. Mischief" and ripped blue jean shorts "It's okay, I will deal with him later." She zei taking his arm and pulling it towards the living room. "Hi everyone." She said, her usually happy tone slightly gone "You okay, Del?" Steve asked worried "I'm fine. Tony's just an ezel is all." Loki chuckled darkly at the commentaar and rolled his eyes "That's an understatement, Darling." He said, she let go of us arm and sat door u "So~ Thor huh?" She said, u knew what she meant. You have the hots for Thor~. She raised her eyebrows and grinned at you, "Yes..." u said, blushing. Since moving in with them, u had gained a tremendous amount of confidence, happiness and independence. Back with you're Father, u hardly had any of those. "I think he likes u too~" Delbar zei smiling, "Try 'n kiss 'em." She zei grinning mischievously "That's how I snagged Lokitty over there~" she said. "Lokitty?" u said, starting to laugh "Eeeeeyup. I stroke him in all the right places~" u burst out laughing at that comment. Dr. Banner, Loki and Steve stared at u as though u had gone mad. "O-O-Oh my God!!" u shouted, u were still laughing. Delbar giggled a bit at you're reaction "What's so funny?" Loki asked "Oh~ Nothing love~" She zei innocently, "Oh Hi Thor~!" She zei as the god of thunder shuffled in, thankfully u had calmed down moments before "Greetings Delbar," he spotted u and gave a friendly smile "Hi Thor" u waved softly, he sat beside u and gave another friendly smile "What is that?" He asked looking at you're new phone Pepper had gegeven you. "It's an iPhone. Cool huh?" u zei as u started playing Angry Birds "It is...Magical...!" He gasped In awe "Thor, it isn't magical. It's Midgardian technology." Loki said, a bit annoyed. u laughed a bit and rested you're head on Thor's shoulder, he flinched a bit, but began to relax. After about 15 minuten of waiting, Tony came out of the room in a Red and goud speedo, proudly marching in front of everyone, still holding Delbar's top, boven "Everyone ready?" In a panic u buried you're face into Thor's shoulder while Loki and Natasha both went after him with unfriendly intentions. "Oh my God..." u groaned embarrassed, you're face was a the color of a tomaat no doubt. When u looked up to see if Tony was alive of not, u saw Thor's face was very pink. "Y-You okay?" u asked, the god nodded. "Friend Stark...Needs to wear meer clothing." He zei as he rubbed his temples, everyone in the room started laughing, including Tony, Who was being kicked in the crotch door Delbar.

Finally, after an uur of madness - Provided by, Mr. Anthony Stark. - Everyone left for the water park. Loki, Delbar, Natasha, Clint, Thor and yourself took a limousine together, while Pepper, Steve, Tony and Dr. Banner took another limousine together. u secretly dubbed you're limo, the couples limo. of at least that's what u thought...Since Del made it pretty obvious that...You and Thor....Are gonna be BF/GF. Yeah, she could be right. "So Brother!" Thor began cheerfully, snapping Loki from what he was doing - Fricken biting poor Delbar's ear! - "Yes?" Loki zei bitterly, Delbar smiled weakly and pet his knee softly "Are u excited for this...Park of Water?" Thor zei cheerily, Loki rolled his eyes and shrugged "Excited, no. Curious, yes." He zei "What about you, (Y/N)?" Thor asked smiling, u gave him a toothy grin "Oh yeah! I've never been to one, so it's exciting~!" u zei as u glanced over at Delbar who was making small talk with Natasha now. "Really? That is surprising, I though all Midgardian's go to a Park of Water often" Thor zei confused, that was when u spent the volgende 20 minuten explaining Water parks to Thor. "Ohhhh. So these...Water parks are for recreational purposes?" He said, u swore u wanted to kiss and hug him to death for being so adorable, u would have done so if it wasn't for you're shyness. "Yes, exactly~" u zei smiling, Natasha zei something that made u face her, and when u turned back to face Thor, you're lips met. It was just a peck, but u turned it into an actual kiss. Thor didn't object, in fact he kissed u right back. "See Honey? I told u they were meant to be~" Delbar zei beaming with glee, Loki chuckled at his lovers joy for such simple reasons. u broke the kiss an looked away embarrassed, Thor was you're first actual kiss - The kiss you're cousin stal does NOT count thank you. - Natasha smiled at u warmly, Delbar made a motion to go and snuggle with Thor. u shyly did so, much to Thor's pleasure. After awhile of cuddling, the limo stopped in front of the water parks entrance "Oh, here we are." Loki zei as he carefully woke up Delbar, who was asleep on his shoulder. "Took long enough." Natasha mumbled sharply, u realized it had taken almost 2 hours to get from Stark Tower to the water park. "Well, times-a wasting!" u zei cheerfully as u jumped out of the limo with Thor "Wow~!" u squealed, Delbar shuffled beside u and smiled "Yeah...It's huge..." She said, yawning. Clint jumped out and stretched a bit "Okay, since Tony 'n the others haven't gotten here already, lets go ahead and go on in." He zei smiling big, Natasha and Delbar were in a deep discussion about something, it made Clint annoyed "Would u two stop talking about work? It's the weekend! We deserve this!" He zei groaning, Delbar gave the archer an annoyed look "We have work tomorrow, remember? I have to discuss this with her." She zei until Natasha patted her back "It's okay, Del." she said, "Shall we go in now, Friend Barton?" Thor asked as he wrapped his arm around u "Yeah, sorry. Lets go go go!" He zei as he grabbed Delbar and Natasha and sped towards the ticket bureau "Hey! u have my woman!" Loki yelled as he went after Clint. After getting special bracelets for admission into the park, Delbar came and took u from Thor "Tasha and I are going to go into the locker room to put away our clothes, (Y/N) needs to come with us~" She explained to Thor "Sorry~" and with that, u were dragged into the locker room. "Okay ladies, we're locker 233," Delbar zei as she scanned the large lockers slowly "Here!" She unlocked it and started taking off the clothes that covered her swimsuit, u and Natasha did the same. After the three of u folded you're clothes and places them in the locker, u heard Clint saying something to Thor and Loki "Lets wait a bit longer, I think Pepper and the others are here." Natasha zei as she adjusted her black and red swimsuit. "Oh good, I was worried." Delbar zei as she fixed her long brown/blonde hair into a pony tail "Hi Girls!" Pepper zei cheerfully "Sorry we took awhile, Happy took a wrong turn and we were lost. Which locker is ours?" She asked, Delbar gave her the key and pointed to locker 233 "Thanks." After Pepper put her clothes away, the four of u stood in front of the mirror and fixed yourselves up a bit "How long until Loki loses his temper?" Natasha asked Delbar grinning, "5 meer minuten of us waiting." She zei as she fixed her lavender and green bathing suit "I love you're hair, (Y/N)." Pepper zei softly, her zwempak, badpak was a copper color with white lines "Thanks." u zei smiling. "Delbar!! What in the world are u doing in there?!" Loki yelled, Delbar rolled her eyes and grinned "Didn't I tell you?" She zei as she shot a mischievous grin to Natasha and walked out. "Shall we, ladies?" Pepper zei as she motioned toward the exit. When u walked out, all u saw was hot, toned bodies, waiting for you, Pepper and Natasha "Oh my Lord. So....much....Testosterone." u said, everyone started laughing. "To hot to handle, eh?" Tony teased, u blushed darkly and made you're way to Thor, who was busy playing Angry Birds on you're phone "Hi!" u zei smiling, Thor almost dropped you're phone, he was so frighten. "(Y/N)!" He zei after he regained composure "Y-You look very nice." He zei looking at you're bikini, "Thank you~" u zei pecking his cheek "Since when did u two exchange greetings with kisses?" Tony zei grinning, Delbar chimed in grinning "Since awhile~ Non of yo beeswax Starky-Poof." She zei as she turned to Loki and requested a piggy back ride "Please please please~" she begged "No, it's embarrassing." Loki zei "What's so embarrassing about a woman, on a Man's er....Well in you're case a gods, back? I mean you're practically holding my ezel while u walk." u heard her mumble, his face went a bit red as he took it into consideration "W-well maybe..." Delbar grinned and jumped on his back, "Yay~ OKAY PEOPLE!" She shouted "We will be broken up into 2 groups. Whoever rode with who shall be in that one group." Natasha, Clint, Thor and yourself gathered around Loki and Delbar, while Pepper, Tony, Dr. Banner and Steve formed into a small group "Well meet back up at the wave pool at around lunch time. Now go have fun." Delbar zei as she whispered something into Loki's ear and smiled "(Y/N), choose a ride!" Delbar zei as she got down from Loki's back and held onto his arm "Umm...." u glanced at the map and pointed to a tube ride "Can we go on that?" Delbar nodded with a smile "Off we go!" She zei as she held onto Loki's hand and started walking. Natasha and Clint trailed behind u and Thor as u followed them "This is exciting!" Thor zei as he held you're hand softly "Mmhm, my Father never took me anywhere fun when I was younger. I'm glad though, cause I get to experience this with such amazing people." u zei smiling, Thor chuckled "So tell me meer about you're life." He said, you're face became pale when he asked that vraag "(Y/N)? Are u alright?" u nodded and looked away "Um....M-My life wasn't that great, Thor. I-I'd rather not...." Thor studied u for a moment and nodded "I understand, (Y/N)." He zei as he rubbed you're hand with his thumb, it was surprisingly comforting. Once u got to the ride and walked up the flights of stairs - Which for you, was hard to do - Delbar and Loki were discussing who would ride with who, since the tubes, were for 3 people. "How about girls in one and boys in the other?" Del suggested "No, no Delbar." She rolled her eyes "One girl 2 guys?" He shook his head, Delbar slammed her palm into her forehead and sighed "Who wants to go with who." She asked, Thor's hand shot up immediately "C-Can I ride with Brother?" He asked, "But then u cannot ride with (Y/N.)" Loki zei "Oh, that can be remedied. You, (Y/N) and Thor can ride in one, Tasha, Clint and I in another." Delbar suggested "But Del!" He zei "Honey, it's just 1 ride, I'll be with my Cousin and Clint and yo-" "Did u say Cousin" u said, Delbar nodded "Yes," "Natasha....Is you're cousin?" Another nod "H-How??" Delbar smiled weakly at u and gave Thor a tube "My Mothers Brother is her Father," Delbar zei as she ordered u and Thor onto the tube with Loki "See u down there." She zei as she kissed Loki and returned to Natasha's side. During you're daze of shock, the attendant explained safety rules to the three of you. "So Cool....OHMYGODWHATISHAPPENING!" And off u were, sliding the large slides. u squealed with fear and delight "This is so awesome!!" u yelled, Thor and Loki laughed a bit. At the end of the ride, the three of u was laughing and shouting "That was very amusing..." Loki zei chuckling "It was, Brother!" Thor zei laughing "Did u have fun, (Y/N)?" u nodded "I wanna do it again!!" u shouted, shortly after u heard Clint and Delbar's screams and then they're inner tube plopping beside yours "That. Was. AWESOME!" Clint said, Natasha was laughing and Delbar had jumped out of her spot and onto Loki "HONEY THAT WAS SO FUN OHMAIGOD LET'S GO DO IT AGAIN!!" She yelled, Loki thrashed around underwater, since her weight plus his sunk his side of the tube "I'm so sorry!" She zei as she got off of him "I-It is alright." He zei wiping off his face , Delbar kissed his cheek and hugged him "Okay, let's get out now..." He zei coughing into his fist to cover his blush. u all climbed out and threw you're tubes into the pile "Okay, Tasha, you're turn!" Natasha thought for a moment and pointed to Adventure Maze "That looks fun." She said, Delbar nodded and again, took the lead. Once u arrived, Delbar gave the orders again "Couple up, go through the maze~ first couple out gets a funnel cake!" Natasha laughed at the commentaar and nodded, taking Clint and going in first. "See-Ya outside~" Delbar zei as she dragged Loki in, giggling like a schoolgirl. "Ladies first," Thor zei as he motioned to the entrance, as u walked in, u saw only darkness. "T-Thor?" Upon saying that, Thor grabbed you're hand and gripped it tightly "Do not worry, (Y/N). I am right here." He said, u smiled and held on to him tightly "This is kinda romantic....." u mumbled as u and Thor walked down a quite, jungle like tunnel "It...It is." He zei . u two walked around for a little while, until finally u saw the exit. "There it is!" u shouted as u dragged Thor out of the maze. When u looked around to see if the others were out yet of not, u only saw the few random people passing door "We are the first ones out..." Thor said, "Did they get lost?" u asked, the maze was not hard at all, it wouldn't be surprising if they made it out first "Um...I doubt it. It's unlike my Brother to get lost in such a easy maze." Thor said. Shortly after, u both realized that its possible they were in there for a longer period of time on purpose. "B-But there's camera's and children in there!" u zei flustered "I know my Brother, it's meer than likely he's playing some game that involves him hiding and then stealing kisses from her. Back in Asgard, he would do that to the ladies that fancied him." Thor zei sighing, u sat on the ground criss-crossed style and waited...And waited...Until Natasha and Clint came out, laughing. "H-Hey guys!" Clint zei as he and Natasha walked up "Is Del and Loki out yet?" Natasha asked as she looked around "No." Thor zei scratching his chin. "Ohhh" Natasha and Clint zei "They should be out soon though." He said, and lo and behold, the lovebirds came stumbling out. "Phew! Took awhile to find our way out!" Delbar zei giggling "Yes, a difficulty maze..." Loki zei chuckling as he kissed Delbar's head "Well" u zei grinning "I hope u two were alright, since Del has a few bruises " u poked at the one on her shoulder "There" then u poked at the one on her forearm "and There." u gave Thor a evil grin, poor Delbar almost fainted from embarrassment "Oh stop ribbing the poor girl," Clint zei giving Thor a soft jab on the arm and a chuckle. u sighed and twirled around to face him "Fine~ Sorry Del." u zei patting her on the back "I-It's okay...It's you're fault Loki" she zei shooting the god a cold glare, he gave a evil grin "Sorry love~" He zei pulling out a small lily out of nowhere and gave it to her "You're not supposed to be using magic Loki." She zei as she brought it to her nose, he shrugged and kissed her head "Okay, it's almost lunch time. Y'all ready to head to the wave pool?" Delbar zei as she secured the lily in her hair "Yup!" u zei "Hey Thor?" u poked the god "Yes (Y/N)?" "Can I u let me ride on you're shoulders?" He looked at u for a moment and nodded "Of course." He zei smiling. He keeled down and let u crawl onto his shoulders. Once u felt comfortable he rose up and began following the others "This is fun~" u zei grinning "It is, I even think Loki is enjoying it meer than he expected." He zei smiling "What do u want for lunch?" u asked "I heard these 'Cheese fries' are delicious." He zei smiling "They are. Hey, um....Maybe tonight we can talk....And maybe get to know each other better...?" u suggested, "I would like that very much." He zei chuckling. As u two walked, u taught him new things he didn't know about Earth. He told u about Asgard before Tony appeared and shot u both some embarrassing comments. "Hey, play NICE!" Pepper spat as she joined Delbar to get lunch. "So, u two are what? Lovers, Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat!" Tony zei bouncing up and down like a child on a sugar high "What is this...'Boyfriend' and 'Girlfriend' u speak of?" Thor asked confused "I-Its nothing Thor. Ignore him." u shot the billionaire a dirty look and pulled him away from him and near Natasha and Clint, who were playing cards "Hey big guy," Clint greeted him "Hello Friend Barton, what are u playing?" Thor asked as u took a zitplaats, stoel and dealt yourself some cards "They're playing Poker. My vrienden played it a lot back at home." u zei smiling, "Interesting....May I join?" He asked "Of course," Natasha zei as she patted a spot beside her "We'll teach u how to play." u zei smiling. This was the one thing u remember enjoying about you're life back home.
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