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The Joker was mad at Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn zei "What's wrong?"

The Joker zei "You have not stolen anything all month. That is a major problem. u are supposed to be evil."

Harley Quinn zei "I promise to steal something."

The Joker zei "Steal something valuable."

Harley Quinn dressed up like a normal person to avoid getting caught door Batman and the police. She walked around and looked for something to steal. Harley looked around and noticed that there were lots of police officers nearby. She tried to find somewhere that didn't have many police officers.

1 guy zei "I finally got the new Justice League magazine. This is so awesome."

Harley stal the guy's magazine. Harley zei "I finally stal something."

The guy zei "You better give me back my valuable book."

Harley tried to run away. Harley zei "I'm sure he won't follow me for too much longer." The guy wanted his magazine back so badly that he ran after Harley for a hour.

Batman walked door and zei "What is going on?"

The guy zei "She stal my valuable book."

Batman zei "You are getting desperate Harley Quinn."

Harley zei "How did u know who I am? I'm dressed like a normal girl."

Batman zei "You are wearing a name tag."

Harley zei "Are u going to beat me up?"

Batman zei "I won't hurt u for a crime this pathetic." Batman handed the Justice League magazine to the guy.

The guy zei "Thank u for saving my valuable book."

Batman smiled and zei "That's a great book. I have read it twice."

Harley snuck back to the Joker's lair. Harley zei "I almost stal a valuable book."

The Joker sarcastically zei "That's impressive."