A good friend will comfort u when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for u when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps u up when u fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps u find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask u if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at u and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer u a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with u at that time of month. A best friend will throw u a tampon and push u in.
A good friend gives u their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help u move. A best friend will help u verplaats the bodies.
A good friend will bail u out of jail. A best friend will be in the room volgende to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen u cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that u cried.
A good friend asks u to write down your number. A best friend has u on speed dial.
A good friend will leave u behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells u that she knows how u feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask u why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when u start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help u learn to drive. A best friend will help u roll the car into a lake so u can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when u go away. A best friend won't let u go away.
A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide u from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after u in the first place.
A good friend will be there for u when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps u up when u fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps u find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask u if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at u and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer u a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with u at that time of month. A best friend will throw u a tampon and push u in.
A good friend gives u their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help u move. A best friend will help u verplaats the bodies.
A good friend will bail u out of jail. A best friend will be in the room volgende to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen u cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that u cried.
A good friend asks u to write down your number. A best friend has u on speed dial.
A good friend will leave u behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells u that she knows how u feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask u why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when u start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help u learn to drive. A best friend will help u roll the car into a lake so u can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when u go away. A best friend won't let u go away.
A good friend will go to a concert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide u from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after u in the first place.
