WHY AM I POSTING THIS.
Raining. Again. I guess I'm used to it, though. Sighing loudly, I turned to my brother.
"Arthur, when is he getting here?" I asked.
"He should be here door now. Don't worry, Scottie, I'm sure you'll like him"
It was a dreary afternoon at my bro's house, which was technically my house too, but I don't really stay there often. Arthur had invited his girlfriend, Tallulah, to a romantic candle-lit avondeten, diner at the house. Well, I threw a fit. No one was going to be at the main house, so I had nowhere to go! So, because I can be very persuasive, he set me up on a blind date. Now it's just a matter of them actually arriving....
"There they are." Arthur smiled, pulling back the curtains. A nice Chevy pulled into the drive, and Tallulah got out, along with a familiar blonde....
"DENNIS?!?!" I threw the door open, rushing out into the rain. "What are u doing here?"
"Arthur told me he had someone he'd like me to meet," Dennis responded, peering over my shoulder. "Do u know who it is?"
There it is. That little vein throbbing behind my eyes.
"Scottie! What in the bloody hell did u do that for? Now we're all soaked." Arthur complained, jogging up behind me.
I turned to face him "Are u an idiot?"
"Oh, I see how it is. I set u up on a datum because you're pathetic, and u call me an idiot. Thanks."
"Arthur. You. Freaking. IDIOT!" I punched his arm with very word, taking out my frustration on his non-existent biceps.
"We know each other, Arthur. We would never date. I thought u knew." Dennis said.
"If I knew do u think this would be happening?" He snapped.
"T, why didn't u tell me?" Dennis asked Tallulah.
"I honestly didn't know it was a date." She answered.
"Well, I have no business here, so I'm going home." Dennis took the keys from T and walked to the car.
"How am I supposed to get home pagina if u take the car?" Tallulah questioned.
"I dunno, Arthur could give u a lift." He opened the driver side door.
"Can't. I'm afraid if I leave, she'll burn the house down..." Arthur eyed me.
So Tallulah and Arthur zei their goodbyes, and she hoped in the car, which Dennis drove away. I guess the lesson of this story was:
Never let your big brother set u up on a blind date.
-END-
What even was that i don't...
Raining. Again. I guess I'm used to it, though. Sighing loudly, I turned to my brother.
"Arthur, when is he getting here?" I asked.
"He should be here door now. Don't worry, Scottie, I'm sure you'll like him"
It was a dreary afternoon at my bro's house, which was technically my house too, but I don't really stay there often. Arthur had invited his girlfriend, Tallulah, to a romantic candle-lit avondeten, diner at the house. Well, I threw a fit. No one was going to be at the main house, so I had nowhere to go! So, because I can be very persuasive, he set me up on a blind date. Now it's just a matter of them actually arriving....
"There they are." Arthur smiled, pulling back the curtains. A nice Chevy pulled into the drive, and Tallulah got out, along with a familiar blonde....
"DENNIS?!?!" I threw the door open, rushing out into the rain. "What are u doing here?"
"Arthur told me he had someone he'd like me to meet," Dennis responded, peering over my shoulder. "Do u know who it is?"
There it is. That little vein throbbing behind my eyes.
"Scottie! What in the bloody hell did u do that for? Now we're all soaked." Arthur complained, jogging up behind me.
I turned to face him "Are u an idiot?"
"Oh, I see how it is. I set u up on a datum because you're pathetic, and u call me an idiot. Thanks."
"Arthur. You. Freaking. IDIOT!" I punched his arm with very word, taking out my frustration on his non-existent biceps.
"We know each other, Arthur. We would never date. I thought u knew." Dennis said.
"If I knew do u think this would be happening?" He snapped.
"T, why didn't u tell me?" Dennis asked Tallulah.
"I honestly didn't know it was a date." She answered.
"Well, I have no business here, so I'm going home." Dennis took the keys from T and walked to the car.
"How am I supposed to get home pagina if u take the car?" Tallulah questioned.
"I dunno, Arthur could give u a lift." He opened the driver side door.
"Can't. I'm afraid if I leave, she'll burn the house down..." Arthur eyed me.
So Tallulah and Arthur zei their goodbyes, and she hoped in the car, which Dennis drove away. I guess the lesson of this story was:
Never let your big brother set u up on a blind date.
-END-
What even was that i don't...
