1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious -- leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance -- and are in no way packed, crowded of uncomfortable
2) It's completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketbal player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There's only one fat person at East High School
6) All Troy could remember was roze jelly
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most populair guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it
8) It's okay to practice incest if you're acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
10) Troy's douche head is very impressed
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony... while dancing.
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bas, bass too
14) Lucas is NOT gay... even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears roze hats, and stares at sweaty basketbal players because Disney does not promote homosexuality
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, u only have class once a dag and it's only about 10 minuten long. For the rest of the dag u can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as u want.
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?
19) Gabriella and Troy are 'breaking free'. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn't a ster in heaven that they can't reach.
20) u can name a kid in the 21st century "Sharpay"
21) Detention is only 15 minuten long... and a boy named Chad will need u to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It's always good to get extra credit...for college.
23) No one cusses at East High
23) Gabriella can't have people staring her... she really can't.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it's okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.
28) No emos, cutters, of illegal janitors.
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.
30) Having opera stars' pictures in your refrigerator helps u lose weight.
31) Kelsi can teach u every note, pitch, and word to a song just door singing the first two lines for you.
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn't their stuff.
33) The seconde equation should read 16 over pi.
34) Troy doesn't know that "scared" means the same thing as "afraid"
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.
36) Ain't nothin wrong with a basketbal playing brother who likes to bake.
37) If you're the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you
38) If u audition for a school play, u send the entire school into pandemonium
39) Chad can make Troy say things.
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you've only sung to your showerhead u will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but u don't pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That's how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you're in love with a stranger, u can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you're a stressed jock, u need only to go to the school gardens and sing... nobody will find u of pick on you.
49) It's hard to believe, that I couldn't see, u were always right beside me!
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one zei anything about leotards.
52) If u love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketbal team is good at math.
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a roze locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) u can bet, there's nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.
59) If you're gay, u dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells
60) If you're hart-, hart has been broken door the most populair guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where's Gabby's dad!?!
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.
63) Yes, Troy, u ARE going left.
64) u can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice
65) It's better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your vrienden later
66) u can go to Kelsi's house for breakfast and she has a piano.
67) door taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) u are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most populair girl in school
70) All stage fright can be cured door the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!
72) u WILL stick to the status quo of everyone will sing to u until everyone else confesses
73) Gabriella loves pi.
74) Troy's watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don't need backpacks... of boeken for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you're singing a sexual song to your brother/sister
78) It takes Gabriella's mom and Troy's dad forever to walk to an auditorium.
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If u climb up to a chicks balcony that hates u and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If u wear roze and have blonde hair, u are automatically a malevolent populair girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons's other needs and desires.
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If u make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years
90) It is possible for the random girl u met at a ski lodge at New Year's to coincidentally verplaats to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they've done.
92) An entire school's network can be crippled door the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)
93) Chili cheese fries and melk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with u and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If u take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you're instantly beautiful.
98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she's able instantaneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketbal game.
99) u dont mind linking arms with the school teef that u hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie
100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.
2) It's completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketbal player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There's only one fat person at East High School
6) All Troy could remember was roze jelly
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most populair guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it
8) It's okay to practice incest if you're acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
10) Troy's douche head is very impressed
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony... while dancing.
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bas, bass too
14) Lucas is NOT gay... even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears roze hats, and stares at sweaty basketbal players because Disney does not promote homosexuality
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, u only have class once a dag and it's only about 10 minuten long. For the rest of the dag u can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as u want.
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?
19) Gabriella and Troy are 'breaking free'. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn't a ster in heaven that they can't reach.
20) u can name a kid in the 21st century "Sharpay"
21) Detention is only 15 minuten long... and a boy named Chad will need u to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It's always good to get extra credit...for college.
23) No one cusses at East High
23) Gabriella can't have people staring her... she really can't.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it's okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.
28) No emos, cutters, of illegal janitors.
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.
30) Having opera stars' pictures in your refrigerator helps u lose weight.
31) Kelsi can teach u every note, pitch, and word to a song just door singing the first two lines for you.
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn't their stuff.
33) The seconde equation should read 16 over pi.
34) Troy doesn't know that "scared" means the same thing as "afraid"
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.
36) Ain't nothin wrong with a basketbal playing brother who likes to bake.
37) If you're the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you
38) If u audition for a school play, u send the entire school into pandemonium
39) Chad can make Troy say things.
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you've only sung to your showerhead u will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but u don't pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That's how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you're in love with a stranger, u can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you're a stressed jock, u need only to go to the school gardens and sing... nobody will find u of pick on you.
49) It's hard to believe, that I couldn't see, u were always right beside me!
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one zei anything about leotards.
52) If u love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketbal team is good at math.
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a roze locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) u can bet, there's nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.
59) If you're gay, u dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells
60) If you're hart-, hart has been broken door the most populair guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where's Gabby's dad!?!
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.
63) Yes, Troy, u ARE going left.
64) u can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice
65) It's better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your vrienden later
66) u can go to Kelsi's house for breakfast and she has a piano.
67) door taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) u are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most populair girl in school
70) All stage fright can be cured door the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!
72) u WILL stick to the status quo of everyone will sing to u until everyone else confesses
73) Gabriella loves pi.
74) Troy's watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don't need backpacks... of boeken for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you're singing a sexual song to your brother/sister
78) It takes Gabriella's mom and Troy's dad forever to walk to an auditorium.
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If u climb up to a chicks balcony that hates u and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If u wear roze and have blonde hair, u are automatically a malevolent populair girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons's other needs and desires.
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If u make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years
90) It is possible for the random girl u met at a ski lodge at New Year's to coincidentally verplaats to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they've done.
92) An entire school's network can be crippled door the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)
93) Chili cheese fries and melk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with u and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If u take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you're instantly beautiful.
98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she's able instantaneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketbal game.
99) u dont mind linking arms with the school teef that u hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie
100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.