House “The patient’s a crazy person?”
Cuddy “You’re a crazy person. The patient’s a psychologist.”

House “Carlson won’t listen to me since I hit on his wife.”
Cameron “You knew?!”
House “God no. I thought she was his daughter.”

Wilson “That makes sense.”
House “That makes sense?”
Wilson “I zei it first!”

House “You, for some reason, are happy.”
Wilson “How dare you!”

House “You are wearing that overhemd, shirt FOR somebody.”
Wilson “The health department. They frown on topless-oncology.”

Wilson “Are u ok.” [laughs]
House “It’s a valid medical question.”
Wilson “I’ve never heard u ask a patient that— You’ve never asked me that question! And you’ve seen me fall down a flight of stairs drunk.”

Wilson “Are u going to follow me INTO my car?”
House “It’s got two doors.”
Wilson “Ok look. The reason I haven’t told u is---” [runs out the door]

House [trying to figure out who Wilson is dating…] “So we’re done to Cuddy, your ex-wives—“
Wilson “Your mama.”

13 “Cameron wasn’t fired.”
House “Wrong.”
Taub “You knew?”
House “That should be a hint to what you’re supposed to say…”
Taub “We’re sorry?”
House “Wrong.”
Kutner “I love you.”
House “… wrong.”

House “He drilled a hole in your scull after drinking your pee. I think he’s up for this.”

House “It’s not one of your ex-wives...”
Wilson “’cause they hate me.”
House “They don’t. They should, but they don’t. I called them.”


Wilson “Did u ever consider being happy for me?”
House “Briefly”

House “Cut-throat-bitch?!”
Wilson “…I call her Amber.”

haha