HOUSE

"This is one of the most boring weddings ever"!

"Shut up,Carl!They might hear you.

(The couple,a stout man and a blonde woman walk towards the groom and bride)

BRIDE:Wendie,Carl,I thought u weren't gonna make it.

WENDIE:Fortunately,I convinced the partners to give him some time-off.

CARL:Fortunately.
(Wendie squeezes his hand hard enough to cause pain)

GROOM:So,Carl,where are u planning to stay after the reception?

CARL:We're planning to visit Wendy's...
(he grabs his stomach)

BRIDE:Are u allright?

CARL:Fine,I just...
(throws up blood on the bride and collapses.People start screaming)

WENDIE:Call...

How Does The toon Feel Different This Season?
Suprisingly, It still has the same voice. All this stuff is going on but it's just meer opportunityto do what we've been doing. House get's to torture meer people and the science is just as good. Chase (Jesse Spencer), Cameron (Jennifer Morrison) and Foreman (Omar Epps) all return, but not in the same way, yet it's still the funny, smart-paced toon fans will be happy to see back.

How does this season start out for Cuddy?
At the beginning it's really about the fact that House has fired his entire team and thinks that it's perfectly OK. Wilson (Robert...