Barney <3

I remember my first glance of How I Met Your Mother very well, and ever since, I've not watched another American comedy, NEIGH, PROGRAMME OVER ANY GENRE that comes close to it.

It was a Sunday in the Summer of 2006, the 13th of August if my memory serves me well (I didn't google it... HONEST!), just came back from my first completed maand of my new job. I went upstairs to my room, turned on the PC and then the TV volgende to it as I tend to have it on in the background for something to watch while the PC gets going. I was flicking through the channels... not much on, not much on at all, the same...

The HIMYMD (How I Met Your Mother Dictionary) was first published in 2009. The HIMYMD is a compilation of words the etymology of which can be found in the roots of How I Met Your Mother history. All of the following was written door the fabulous writers of How I Met Your Mother, we are just putting it into one big list.If u wish to make a contribution to the HIMYMD, door all means add your word to the lijst in the form of a comment.

The Official How I Met Your Mother Dictionary

Awesome (adj):Inspiring awe. Ex:How's not playing Laser tag because playing laser tag is awesome!

Battleship (Noun): 1....

I guess u would classify this aS a fanfic,its called "The Curse Of The Hourglass",i hate the titel so if anyone has an idea for a new titel pls let me know.I had randomly came up w/this poem and i realized that after the 1st 3 lines it was perfect for these two. so yea.here we go..(ps:i'd really appriciate comments,critism is welcome& somethings arent captialized just b/c i like them that way)

"The Curse Of The Hourglass"

isn’t it ironic, yeah how we both live in a world of gin and tonic yeah.
This is just perfect, u and me.
We don’t need to feel any better.
We don’t need some secret...

One Drink

* Anyone says "Awesome!"
* Robin says "literally"
* Barney says "legendary"
* Barney uses a pickup line
* Barney says “Suit up”
* Lily talks about of is around her kindergarteners


Two Drinks

* Anyone says "Have u met..." (Ted, Barney, Me, etc.)
* Barney does magic
* Barney makes someone do a high five
* Barney says “Ha, please.”
* Barney says "daddy's home"
* Marshall says "Lawyered!"
* Ted does a voiceover
* There is a flashback
* Any mention of the Fierro

Three Drinks

* Barney says "Legen---wait for it---dary"
* Barney says “What up?”
* Barney mentions his blog
* Marshall...