Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.


Just so u know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!



Joey: hallo check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend. Rachel: O mi god. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

Chandler: hallo Rachel did u mind when Ross flirted with other people when u were together Rachel: No, no i minded when he slept with other people

Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 jaar old women put on a riem, thong and she didnt even buy it!


Rachel: u don't want to try things too fast. u know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? Jill Green: No. What? Rachel: Well... she died.

(to Ross, and shes pregnet) You. Like u havnt done enough.

Oh my god Moinica and Chandler? Monica and Chandler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah remeber in high school when i diedand didnt give u my baby?


Make love to you? what are u a girl?


Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?


u know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.


But do u think that maybe, on some level, u don't want to take off my bra?


If she wanted to be meer like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle of something?



Monica, will u please tell Joey that he's a pig?


He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. Josh - Ua. Joshua.


Why can't I become a waitress? I love serving food (to myself).


Rachel: It's sick! Monica: Why is it sick? Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.



I was like, What can I do to be productive and make a difference for others? And City jaar was just an amazing option.