"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted u to know, in case ... I just wanted u to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would u take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help u for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no meer hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No meer Nairtinis, no meer headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"