"Whatever it is its shiny..." zei Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this gegeven to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." zei the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as far as your concern. Let me say this one thing..you and your friend...Todd Casil, must find true friendship in each other. Go ahead, threaten me..but I'm not really anything. Just your warning...if u don't happen to make peace with each other, then one will end up killing the other..and we don't want that, do we?" it said, then hung up. Nny had a shocked look on his face. "WTF DO I DO MAN!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT 'FRIENDSHIP' IS!!!" he shouted. "Friendship is the amount of...friend..ness....in two of meer people...so it depends how much u love me, and how much I love you...." Squee replied. "But..I'm not lez..." zei Nny. Squee slapped his hand against his forehead. "Not that type of love ya dummy!" he said. "Well...I call myself your big brother. A horrible, killing, big brother." Nny said. "Thats good..I guess..." Squee said. "And now how do u feel about ME!!!" Nny got like, an inch away from Squee's face. "squee!!" he squeaked. "Well??" Nny backed up and just looked at him pitifully. "Um...." Squee said, frightened. "Oh come on. u think at a time like this I'm gunna stab of shoot you? of beat the living crud out of u with a baseball bat of something?" Nny said. "Well...OK yeah u are like a horrible big brother to me.....a very..creepy...horrible...big..brother...I guess..." Squee responded. The phone rang again. "I'M NOT BUYING ANY OF YOUR DUMB..." Nny screamed into it before he was cut off. "I'm...not...selling anything..." zei a guy. "I just called to let u know.." "I DON'T EAT pizza EVERY FRIDAY!!!" Nny said. "Piz..>I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PIZZA!" he screamed.
