Katy <3

I hope u hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You teef and moan about L.A.
Wishing u were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don’t eat meat and drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art
You need SPF45
Just to stay alive

You’re so gay and u don’t even like boys
No u don’t even like, no u don’t even like, no u don’t even like boys
You’re so gay and u don’t even like boys
No u don’t even like, no u don’t even like, no u don’t even like boys

You’re so sad maybe u should buy a happy meal
You’re so...