Kesha's HOT!

How i meet the kesha u love and know today.
kesha was just a small town girl she didn't want all the jewelry and the fame and all that stuff she was simple. so one dag i see this girl i thought she was cute i asked her her name she zei kesha. I was like in my mind this girl is hot so i was like are u new around here she zei no i lived here for most of my life i was like why have i never seen u around she zei i work in my dad's bakery but u could tell she did not like doing it she was like i wanna be a pop singer one dag i was like can u even sing she proved me wrong her singing...

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN’ LIKE I’M DRUNK
WALKIN’ door THE MIRROR SEE MY EYES ARE SHRUNK
MY SHOES ON,GET A DRINK,I’M GOIN’ DOWNTOWN
THEN MY PUT MY GLASSES ON IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A CLOWN
LET’S GO DON’T TAKE IT SLOW,SLOW
BUT I THINK I’M GONNA THROW,THROW
WALKIN’ door THE TOILET,YO-YO!
BEEP BEEP MY PHONE IS RINGING,OH NO!
I’M GONNA GET ALL THE BOO-HOO!
THINKIN’ I GOT A SORE-TOE,OH!
OH CRAP!IT’S A DAMN,DON’T u DARE LOOK AT ME MAN!
I’M GONNA MAKE u PAY, I’M GONNA MAKE U PEE IN YOUR PANTS
TIK-TOK,I DON’T CARE,GET A LIFE AND GET IT CLEAR NOW!
OH-WHOA-O-O,OH-WHOA-O-!
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